Clueless People Who Are Totally Unhinged
Welcome to the Internet, where everyone hides behind an avatar and seems to have an opinion! For all the good the World Wide Web has done for humanity, it’s also fostered an environment where the most unhinged and ridiculous people can come together and post the wildest things. A lot of them are doing it for attention. A lot of them are also so blissfully ignorant that they believe their nonsense. From getting stupid tattoos to deciding (as a guy) that they understand women better than women do, there’s no shortage of cluelessness that’s floating around online. Thankfully, you don’t have to go searching for these folks. We’ve found some of the most unhinged and clueless people from all corners of the Web! Take a deep breath, find your center, and then dive into some of the most infuriatingly clueless folks ever!
A Terrible Review For Great Service
Back in the day, if a restaurant or other business had bad service, you’d hear about it through the grapevine. Now that the Internet has connected all of us, any sort of news spreads like wildfire. Some people even revel in leaving bad reviews just to see how popular their word vomit about a place gets. Some even post horrible reviews of places just because they had great service but didn’t appreciate it.
How petty, and stupid, do you have to be to give one star for this? The baker offered you a perfectly fine fancy cookie and you said no. That’s okay. It’s not okay to leave a bad review because the cookie, which you didn’t even take, was broken. It was free, Ahmed, relax.
That’s Not How Abortions Work
Having safe, affordable, and easy access to healthcare is a human right. This isn’t a discussion. That’s just a fact. When people don’t have access to basic services, they tend to not understand how they work. Imagine, if you can, a world where abortions are illegal or unavailable. Terrible, right? Now, go one step further and imagine things get so bad that the next generation doesn’t even know what they are.
Place the misguided politics aside. Ignore the stupid hat. Focus on the context here: they’re so uninformed that these people don’t even know what they’re mad about. Someone, at the very least, should explain there’s no such thing as a post-delivery abortion. Also, sexuality isn’t a choice. Not another discussion, just another fact.
They Have Library Fines, Too!
Has the world gotten so bad that people are stealing books from libraries? Yes, yes it has. Some extreme and hateful people have decided that education and the free exchange of non-harmful information are just too much for people to deal with. To eradicate those that they openly hate, this group has even taken it upon themselves to hold library books hostage to make a statement.
It’s a dumb one, but listen. They refused to return the books until the library agreed to not display them anymore. Instead of giving in to the demands of terrorists, the community rallied behind the library! Not only were the books replaced, but even MORE were purchased! On top of all that, all of those stolen books are going to have huge fines after a while!
There’s A Lot Going On Here
How many startling twists and turns can someone pack into a single headline? The answer is at least three. Let’s start with an anti-feminist female YouTuber. Are there really women who are anti-Feminism? Huh, weird. This person called teenage girls (aka children) “hotter” than grown adults. Why are you advocating for adults to sexualize children? You look like one, Pearl! No! Bad! Can it get worse? Of course, it can!
After her fans rightfully called her out, she doubled down! Pearl continued to defend her opinion until she gave up and deleted her statement. It’s wild that someone could be so unhinged that they think that’s okay. Free speech is one thing, but sexualizing and encouraging that imagery for kids shouldn’t be protected under it.
Blocking the Truth Isn’t Advisable
Social media has done a lot of positive things for the world. It’s also the root cause of a whole host of terrible and deadly problems. In times of great political or societal turmoil, it’s usually the bearer of bad and false news, too. While it took them a while, many major social platforms now try to tag any piece of fake or misleading news with some sort of warning.
The fact checks try to at least educate people on what’s actually happening and what’s just spin or lies. Not everyone appreciates that. Some even think these helpful warnings are anything but! Ignorance may be bliss but don’t try and hide from reality.
She Supersized Her Racist Tat
Tattoos hold a limitless list of meanings and symbolize almost anything to anyone who’s gotten some ink. Even some of the most common designs hold some personal significance to the wearer. Some tats may even showcase part of the wearer’s personality that they weren’t even looking to display! Look, you don’t need to get an image for your tattoo to have meaning. Some tatts can even hit two seriously pathetic home runs!
This racist’s tattoo is a great example. Firstly, she’s showing that this is a trash tattoo for a trashy viewpoint. Second, that font looks oddly familiar, right? This McIdiot got a white supremacist tattoo done in the McDonald’s Font! Never go into a tattooing session hungry.
What Reaction Were You Expecting?
America is a melting pot of cultures, ethnicities, and backgrounds. Not every American has the opportunity to explore their roots. Those that do may come up surprised as to where their ancestors are originally from. Fun fact: most Americans don’t stem from American families. Unless you’re Native American, you come from a family of immigrants. Visiting your ancestral homeland can have a lot of significance for people.
While it’s an eye-opening and lovely experience for some, the locals aren’t always as enthusiastic. Sure, seeing someone discover the roots is fun, but it’s nothing new to the locals. This guy’s reaction to not being celebrated for being Polish…in Poland…is ridiculous. Did he think people would roll out the red carpet for him?
That Wasn’t In The Script
Not every film will make sense to the audience. Some people may not even realize what they’re watching. They just want to be entertained. If you’re looking for something fun to watch, that isn’t too silly, check out Oppenheimer. The story behind the creation of the atomic bomb may sound dry on paper, but it’s intense and heart-stopping to watch on the big screen. While dramas aren’t for everyone, most can agree that this film would only be hurt by any sort of additional comedic takes.
Letting the air get heavy is okay from time to time. It’s obvious that this person not only missed the point of the movie but didn’t get the genre it’s filmed in and why. This isn’t the story to meme during. Meme during the marketing, because that Barbenheimer stuff was hilarious (and appropriate).
What’s The Queen Energy to Dollar Conversion Rate?
There’s a fine line between having someone court you and taking advantage of their kindness. Back in the day, the guy used to pay for everything. Things are different now. People should be treated more fairly. Yes, it’s nice to have someone pay the whole bill every now and then. Guess what? You can too. A relationship should be about two equals coming together and complimenting each other.
What’s this nonsense about not bringing anything but yourself to the table? That’s not queen energy. That’s moocher energy. Someone can show they can provide without breaking their bank. Besides, can queen energy bring anything to the table other than comments on a social media platform?
Why Can’t He Find Work?
If your tattoo is inoffensive and not too distracting, it shouldn’t hurt your job prospects. This guy is a special exception to that idea. Facial tattoos are a tricky thing to market when you’re looking for work. Aside from cultural tattoos, many seem to be placed front and center for the sake of attention. That’s fine. Do what you want. Just don’t get mad when businesses think your size 80 font tattoo that covers your face won’t be a good fit at work.
Maybe, just maybe, he could find work during the pandemic. A mask could cover all of that. Outside of that, good luck, bro. Maybe invest in some strong concealer and foundation? That way, you still have the ink, but nobody’s devastated to look at, or hire, you.
We’re Hoping For Immediate Rainfall
One loose spark and that house is going up in a shower of sparks, gunshots, and flames. Nobody needs this many weapons. If you can’t walk around your deck because your hundreds of guns are in the way, it’s too much. Nobody is coming for that rusted grill and those poorly managed gutters. Why do people need an armory in their homes?
The first thing that comes to our minds when we see this is the hope for rain. Just rust the crap out of all that and the neighborhood becomes a thousand times safer. How do the guns even get displayed on the roof? If you slip with any of those, that’s it, you’re done. Some people have way too much time on their hands.
Aren’t You A Woman In The Workplace?
What is it with people that are against their communities? Some things will never make sense to us. Candice Owens, a successful political commentator, is a mess. According to Owens, women are a distraction in any sort of work environment! Apparently, male employees now have to watch out for “landmines” when a woman is on the team.
Does Ms. Owens own a mirror? Is she not also included in the very group of people she labels a distraction? Some people will say anything for ratings, but this goes a bit too far. How can you even justify this to yourself? No, some commentators need to just say no to these pre-written headlines.
B.O Is A Very Real Problem
Wear deodorant. You, reading this right now, are your pits protected? It’s not just to keep your personal hygiene in check. Wearing deodorant is a common pleasantry that shows you’re aware of your presence in a crowd and that you’re aware humans are gross. There’s no big conspiracy here. Most people sweat under their arms. That stuff doesn’t smell like a bed of roses.
Also, if the temperature rises, some people can’t help but have two mini waterfalls under their shoulders. Deodorants and antiperspirants may not be perfect. You should also only use one that works well with your body. That doesn’t mean avoiding them entirely to go au naturale.
Things Aren’t Always Black & White
People are more than just the color of their skin. With most of the world’s unique genetics and diverse backgrounds, finding people with mixed heritages isn’t very difficult. Beautiful people enter this world when people can join together from across nations, borders, and experiences. Some of these people may even have some incredible hair.
Whether it’s been given extra body or not, the first thing we saw when we looked at these pics was someone with curly hair. Big curly hair isn’t exclusive to just African hair. People around the world rock their curls! Sometimes, it looks like people are just looking to get mad at something online.
How Killer Was The Sandwich?
Kids these days will never understand how easy we older people had it before 9/11. Before that world event occurred, you could practically skip up to your fate in an airport and chill with your family before takeoff. Nobody took off their shoes to get screened. It was great! Then, the TSA appeared to keep people safe and things went to crap. Now, these somewhat trained security people are tasked with investigating everything and everyone that enters an airport.
We get it. It’s annoying but crucial. There are still lines you shouldn’t cross though, even when working for the TASA. Unless explosives have been designed to look like condiments and sides on a sandwich, what’s the purpose here? Stop going on a little power trip and leave this person’s in-flight snack alone!
Does This Count As Child Abuse?
In the U.S., there comes a certain age where most kids learn the story of Helen Keller. One of the founders of the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union), Keller was born blind and deaf. With the help of a committed and genius teacher, she learned to both read and write! Keller would go on to become a published author, rights advocate, and activist, and cemented her place in the pages of history. All of this happened because she learned to read and write.
Now, these two idiots are moving in the opposite direction. How unhinged does one need to be to think this is both a good idea and newsworthy? Refusing to teach your children basic things like reading and writing is setting them up for a lifetime of pain, humiliation, and suffering. At least they got featured in the news. That’s got to be worth some Internet Points, right?
She Doesn’t Even Look Happy To Accommodate
If you have a dietary restriction or requirement you shouldn’t feel bad asking a restaurant if they can accommodate you. Most will be happy to accommodate if they can. Asking them to slice up some cucumbers for you as a snack isn’t something that needs accommodation. You chose to go to a Mexican food restaurant and instead of chips asked for sliced cucumber?
That’s not even part of the local cuisine! The chips are also already on the table. Those are going to get thrown away, you know. Even if this place was able, and happy, to fulfill this request, she doesn’t look too pleased. That’s the smile of someone being forced to take a picture if we ever saw one.
Stop Trying To Pet Nature
As much as we want to, we can’t just run up to every animal we see and try to pet it. That’s a stupid and easy way to get bit. While you can muzzle a dog to prevent this, you can’t really muzzle a wild monkey. Who in the world decides to take a romp through the rainforest and see what wild creatures they can find? If you’re not a biologist or walking in there with a purpose, don’t do it.
If you happen to still get bit by something please go to the hospital. Unlike humans, most animals don’t brush their teeth or pay attention to oral hygiene. Their mouths are filthy! Log off, take your girlfriend to a hospital, and learn to make better hiking choices next time!
You’re A Shallow, Tacky, Mess
People have emotions. It’s a fact we can’t escape. While we shouldn’t hold them in or repress them, there are folks out there that still believe men shouldn’t show any emotions at all. The out-of-date notion of the strong silent guy that nothing gets to is both harmful and unrealistic. Hopefully, r/relationship_advice told her the same thing we are: you don’t deserve him and you’re terrible.
If your partner feels comfortable enough to show their emotions and lay it all out for you, that’s a good thing. On top of that, this dude’s mom was going to the hospital! The reaction seems completely normal and justified. If she breaks up with this guy, his next tears should be tears of joy.
Do You Come From Remedial Math?
There are so many different rules, exceptions, and special cases when it comes to math. There may just be proof out there that says 1+2 equals something other than 3. That doesn’t mean it’s correct or the mentality you need to have politically. Whatever “new math” is being taught in schools isn’t for those of us who already went through lessons. Regardless, we’re all scratching our heads wondering what this Twitter twit is trying to say.
Is she claiming you have to be dumb and angry about things that aren’t real to take back a country? What happened to your country that you need to run on lies and random nonsense to win your election? We hope the plot twist to this isn’t that she’s running for a seat on the school board.
It’s Branding Toxins Into You
Magnetic bracelets, special healing rings, and all those other late-night pseudo-science tools are a scam. They may be fun to wear around from time to time, but they’re expensive fashion accessories at best. There’s no magic or foreign powers sucking toxins out of you. We all have something like that already. It’s called our liver. That’s what’s filtering out toxins from your body. It can also do a great job if you’re not drowning it in certain things.
Your liver doesn’t need any help from a poorly made bracelet. That green this person is seeing aren’t toxins leaving the body. That’s the bracelet interacting with your skin and the air. No magic, just science. If you want to become the Incredible Hulk one piece of jewelry at a time, go ahead. He didn’t wear one of these stupid things either.
Never Use It To Begin With
For as long as family traditions and interesting customs have existed, so has the fake treatment and bizarre trend. If there’s an odd idea out there chances are there’s at least a few people who have tried it out just to see what would happen. We do not advise treating, washing, or soaking your hair in urine. It doesn’t seem safe or like it would smell good.
What’s the idea behind such an action? Is the nitrogen in the urine supposed to activate something in the hair? Why does it have to be aged? This is the problem with unhinged things like this: they always leave more questions than answers.
Neither Of You Are Correct
Some of the more ridiculous conspiracy theories out there are really wild. Some semi-rational people believe that Hollywood is harvesting children’s blood to find the secret to eternal youth. The crazy doesn’t stop there. They’re often seen chatting things up with other ridiculous people who think Hollywood is run by Satanists and every movie is a battle for the souls of all life on Earth.
We’re talking about a Pixar movie here, by the way. Monsters Inc., while it has some scary parts, is a pretty lighthearted film that tackles growing up and facing your fears. We must have missed the scene with the blood-letting and immortal studio executives. Perhaps that was included in the extended cut.
Jamie Foxx Just Aged, That’s All
Even with fame, fortune, and a wealth of opportunities, people still can’t stop time. It’s the one constant that none of us will ever win the battle against. It’s a sobering thought and can also screw up our perception of those around us. Growing up, many people have celebrities that were mainstays in their homes. These larger-than-life people seemed to be ageless stars that would entertain us for hours on end.
In reality, actors and comics are just like us. They’re just living out their lives and careers in front of a camera. Over time, we may not notice the subtle changes in someone’s appearance. Give it a few decades and eventually a before and after can look like two different people! There’s no cloning going on here. This is just a famous actor that’s aging in front of the world.
These Aren’t Appropriate Family Photos
There’s being close to your family and then there’s this. If you want to work in the adult entertainment industry, have fun, be safe, and make sure you’re old enough to legally do it. Aside from that, go nuts. Just, don’t loop your teenage child into the business. That seems to be crossing some sort of line in a legal textbook somewhere.
It’s also really creepy! Why in the world did this person’s son sign up his mother for OnlyFans? It’s great he’s supportive, but is he on your fan list? Are teenagers even allowed on OnlyFans? Wow, we’ve never seen a family this close before. At least he’s supporting the family business right?
It’s Unsettling And Delicious
Humans are unique animals on this planet. While we think we’re in a league of our own, we’re just another type of mammal at the end of the day. Like most mammals, when we’re young, we need milk to grow. It’s delicious, locally sourced from our parents, and full of vitamins and minerals. The thing is, unlike most other mammals, humans don’t stop drinking milk after they grow up.
It’s just not biologically necessary for us to drink it anymore. That doesn’t mean it’s not delicious! Cow, goat, oat, it’s all good! We’re not sure why this person is so unsettled with it, but it’s their loss. More milkshakes for us!
Attention, Emotions Are Now Gay
Why is it that some people are so threatened by others’ emotions that they think none should be shown at all? When you’re at a wedding or other extremely happy event, it’s not uncommon to shed a tear of joy. There are a lot of emotions flying around as well as a lot of love. Seeing a groom cry as he sees his bride for the first time is a beautiful thing. It’s also completely natural.
For those that believe in the stereotypical “macho man” mentality, it’s also a sign of weakness. There are, shockingly, still people who don’t think guys should show any sort of emotion. For some reason, this makes them look “gay” or “weak” in other people’s eyes. Well, guess, what? They’re marrying a woman, so it’s not that gay It’s also very much a human response, unlike this Twitter user’s.
So Many Mistakes, So Little Time
Buckle up, because these three little posts are full of drama and mistakes. Let’s start with the fact that nobody alive on this planet should think that Jesus Christ was an American. Not only did the country not exist back then, but it also isn’t anywhere near that guy’s hometown of Bethlehem. Jesus was a Middle-Eastern guy that couldn’t have looked less American if he tried. Secondly, he didn’t write the Bible.
Since the New Testament is all about living in the footsteps of someone who was sentenced to death, we’re pretty sure JC didn’t write about it post-death. It’s so weird that people will claim to believe in something but do no research about their beliefs. This poster can’t even type the word “sweety” correctly. We don’t have much hope they’ll recognize their other mistakes.
This Post Is Emotionally Unstable
You can always tell when a post on social media is written to incite rage or was produced by someone so ignorant that they couldn’t possibly be serious. This is one of those. The problem is, this guy may believe what they’re saying. Arranged marriages are an archaic practice that originated to protect bloodlines and make deals. As times move on, so have people from this practice. Of course, it still persists in some places.
Those that support it, like this idiot, help showcase how horrible it really is. Opening your argument to defend arranged marriages by calling all women on the planet “emotionally unstable creatures” isn’t the best tactic. Who Are you trying to win over to your side? If people stopped treating women like objects and bargaining tools, the world can begin to grow and become a better place.
Meninism Isn’t A Real Thing
Feminism, by definition, is the “advocacy of women’s rights based on the equality of the sexes”. Meninism, by definition, is “a movement or philosophy, often presented satirically, in favor of the rights and interests of men”. This moron isn’t being satirical. Also, meninism isn’t a thing because men aren’t oppressed in a global society. Where does this guy even think he has the right or authority to speak on how a woman’s menstrual cycle works?
It’s obvious he has no idea, seeing as how he thinks it’s connected to a woman’s bladder. Listen, if you have a “teen” in your age, most people will already be skeptical about anything you have to say. If you’re going to make a point though, make sure it’s correct. Otherwise, you’re just going to look like another self-righteous chauvinist with no self-control over yourself.