Original Ways People Quit Their Jobs
The Bare Minimum
Apparently, this person was not allowed to quit without handing in an official resignation letter, so he sent this in. Talk about being concise and to the point about your intentions, even in a formal setting.

The Bare Minimum
This, dear reader, is what we call the definition of malicious compliance. We can almost see the frown on the employee’s face when he was typing this.