People Who Seriously Missed the Mark

19. Onion Relish That’s Faced the Justice System

This is the kind of thing that happens when someone isn’t sure about the spelling of a word and decides to go along with whatever correction their spell checker suggests. People, please be aware; your autocorrect is not infallible, sometimes the suggestions it makes are incorrect! This is a pretty prime example of that because as far as I know, there’s no such thing as a vegetable committing a crime. 

19. Onion Relish That’s Faced the Justice System

Does criminalized onion relish taste better than caramelized onion relish? What if the onions are only prosecuted, or plead guilty? I don’t know if I want to eat something that’s been so involved in the legal system. Can I get some onion relish with a clean record, please?