People Who Seriously Missed the Mark

44. Hope They Aren’t Claustrophobic

Who else loves waiting for a package to be delivered? Nobody? Sometimes clearing your entire schedule to wait around for a stranger can be fun! That last sentence might also be a lie. Sitting around for something you’ve already bought can almost feel like you’re trapped in limbo. Do you know what else feels like that? Actually being trapped in your home.

44. Hope They Aren’t Claustrophobic

No amount of free two-day shipping makes up for being locked into your house. Just because your package arrived on time doesn’t mean it’ll be collected. Who has the ability to phase through doors like that? It’s a good thing someone let them out (and didn’t steal their box).