Neighbors You Absolutely Don’t Want To Have
People always ask “Who are the neighbors?” when looking for a new home. Everyone wants someone they can trust living next door. You know, the kind of person who can come to your aid when you really need it. But not everyone is so lucky…some people end up with neighbors from their nightmares. We’re talking loud, inconsiderate, creepy, and downright invasive! We hope these people save up enough to move someplace far, far away from the nutjobs next door.
We’ve collected some of the wildest and craziest conversations people had with their terrible neighbors. We bet you’ll feel a lot better about your neighborhood after reading this article!
60. What Did You Just Say?
We aren’t sure which text is creepier, the neighbor implying that his father is a perv, or the neighbor saying that she’s perfectly fine with it! Overall it’s a pretty bad situation. It’s also incredibly disrespectful to tell someone that their father is basically on his deathbed just because he’s old.
60. What Did You Just Say?
To be fair, it’s not exactly the most reasonable request to ask someone to close their blinds simply because your father can’t avert his eyes. Maybe this devoted son should move his father to another room, or close his own blinds! In this situation, it looks like both of these neighbors are the type you absolutely don’t want to have!
59. A Workout Is A Workout
This disgusting neighbor begins his message by saying that he doesn’t mean to shame the other person, then goes ahead and does exactly that! Talk about being creepy and rude. We aren’t sure what sick fantasy he has about his neighbor and her bedroom activities, but he needs to stop. When his neighbor tells him that it’s a trampoline, she’s probably telling the truth!
59. A Workout Is A Workout
After all, it is an effective and fun workout. Even on the off chance that she was being dishonest, calling a woman you hardly know a “tramp”is never okay. This guy probably gets no workout partners (if you catch our drift) and that’s why he’s so bitter.
58. One Helping Of A Threat, Please
We wonder if the woman who submitted this realized that she is in fact the bad neighbor! We all know that cheating is disgusting and all cheaters should be exposed, but a person cheating does not exclusively make them a bad neighbor. A bad person maybe, but that doesn’t affect a living situation with the people next door.
58. One Helping Of A Threat, Please
On the other hand, taking advantage of your neighbor makes you a bad neighbor. It also sets the vibe for a toxic relationship, that should be the last thing you want! It’s clear these two should maybe rethink having such a personal relationship that includes threatening for breakfast. Though we do think she should tell Jerica the truth.
57. Alone On My Own
It’s rare for neighbors to establish a close friendship. It’s even greater when they have children around the same age, it’s like an automatic friendship! Unfortunately sometimes having a neighbor your age can mean automatic bullying. If you have a neighbor who you consider a friend, and who you share friends with, it’s definitely hurtful when you are intentionally left out.
57. Alone On My Own
We feel awful for Missy who will have to spend the night alone knowing so called friends are having a blast next door. Young children can be so cruel but what’s even worse is a cruel parent! The way Alexa’s mom was so rude and blunt was definitely not okay. Honestly, Missy dodged a bullet.
56. Macaroni And Cheese, And Buttering Up,
Have you ever wanted to grab a person, shake them by their shoulders and scream “JUST GET IT OUT ALREADY!!”? We certainly have, and we’re sure that this person wants to do the same with Steve. The only thing worse than a person who only hits you up when they want something is a person who does that while pretending to compliment you.
56. Macaroni And Cheese, And Buttering Up,
Judging by this person’s reply, this seems to be a regular occurrence. It looks like they’ve been kind in the past, but they’ve probably reached their limit by now. Also, borrowing an entire car is slightly different than borrowing a pack of mac and cheese. Hopefully, he’s not borrowing it for a date, he’d probably ask the girl to borrow her credit card!
55. Bad Neighbor With Even Worse Music Taste
Personally, we think that this neighbor is focusing on the wrong thing. The fact they can hear the music in the first place is the problem. Maybe they’ve come to terms with that and are just trying to make the best of their situation. If their neighbor refuses to stop playing their awful music so loud then our advice is to place a large speaker against the wall and do the exact same thing. Give them a taste of their own medicine!
55. Bad Neighbor With Even Worse Music Taste
It also wouldn’t hurt them to buy a pair of headphones he can jam out with instead. Living in an apartment building means being considerate to your neighbors, this guy should probably learn that.
54. Don’t Love Thy Neighbor
If there’s one thing Lisa has it’s the absolute audacity! Isn’t Christmas the season of goodwill and giving? Shouldn’t that extend to your neighbors as well? It’s a Christmas miracle that this person held back and didn’t put Lisa in their place. Neighbors don’t have to be friends, but neighbors shouldn’t be fake or badly behaved either.
54. Don’t Love Thy Neighbor
It seems that Lisa needs to learn a little about the Christmas spirit and about being a better person in general. The real question is why she needs so much space for her guests to park. We aren’t sure why anyone would want to attend the party of someone so unpleasant.
53. Were You Raised In A Barn?
Please don’t take this the wrong way? We aren’t sure how anyone could possibly take this the right way! We aren’t quite sure what bit Melissa in the butt, but normal people don’t take issue with being friendly. Obviously, there’s no need for long and deep conversations, but if a simple greeting is too much then we honestly don’t know what to tell you.
53. Were You Raised In A Barn?
It’s people like Melissa who treat others this way and then go and wonder why they’re single and friendless. Have you tried looking inward maybe? We hope that this person begins to turn away whenever they happen to see Melissa, even a nod is more than she deserves.
52. You’re The Garbage, Actually
We wonder if the neighbor who shared this text message realized they’re the bad guy in this situation. Maybe they have a neighbor with no poetry skills, but that’s nothing compared to the stink of trash and laziness. If we were this person’s neighbor we wouldn’t have settled with a poem. We would have picked up the trash and placed it right in front of this inconsiderate human’s door!
52. You’re The Garbage, Actually
Nobody likes taking out garbage, but it’s a part of life and if you’re too immature to do that then you’re too immature to be living alone. Also, can someone tell this person that inspiring poetry isn’t always a good thing? Just take a look at history! Or even breakup songs!
51. We’ll Blow Your Brains Out
Another one of those moments where the person doing the roasting needs to realize that they’re actually in the wrong. It’s the total lack of self awareness for us! Maybe parents who are looking for nannies should make them audition with a song before hiring them so their neighbors’ lives can be easier.
51. We’ll Blow Your Brains Out
It seems that neither the nanny nor the neighbor is going anywhere anytime soon so maybe they can collaborate; the neighbor picks out the songs that she doesn’t mind hearing the nanny sing. And here’s a tip to improve neighborly relationships, never insult your neighbor’s children. It never ends well.
50. The Most Inappropriate Neighbor Request
This has got to be the most inappropriate neighbor request of all time. You’ve all heard of borrowing things milk, sugar, or eggs, but this is a totally different ballpark! And his reason for asking to borrow his neighbor’s kid doesn’t make the situation a whole lot better. If anything it makes the request even more outrageous.
50. The Most Inappropriate Neighbor Request
We’re not surprised that this woman turned him down immediately. We don’t think a parent who lends out their kid for stunts like this would win the “parent of the year” award. We wonder how he ended up impressing that woman with the kid in the end. We hope he decided to just tell her the truth!
49. Uberly Bad Vibes
There’s an old saying that every job deserves to be respected. But this neighbor was clearly never taught that life lesson. In fact, it looks like she went out of her way to disrespect another person’s job. Even if it wasn’t her neighbor, it would have been a super jerk move on her part. Here’s a tip from us; don’t be like this girl!
49. Uberly Bad Vibes
You never know where your Uber driver comes from or what they’ve been through, so be nice and remember to tip! Especially if you find out they’re your neighbor, the last thing you want is for someone who lives right next to you to know you’re a terrible person. Apparently, this lady didn’t care.
48. Getting Way Too Specific About Property Boundaries
We’re not surprised that this guy got named “A-hole Dan” on his neighbors phone. If he’s been behaving like this for a while we’d probably feel the same way! Some people would let something like a wagon sticking out a few inches on their yard go, but not A-hole Dan. He’s got to make everyone else’s life as difficult as his own.
48. Getting Way Too Specific About Property Boundaries
We wonder how many more of his neighbors know him by this unflattering nickname. If he’s sending messages like this to everyone in the neighborhood then he’s probably famous for being so anal-retentive. Maybe Dan just needs to loosen up a little bit, it would probably be for the best!
47. Creepy “I Look Through My Peephole” Steve
If you thought our last neighbor was creepy, wait until you get a load of this guy – Creepy Steve. After reading these messages it won’t be hard to understand how he earned that nickname for himself. Apparently, Steve here likes to be in the know regarding all his neighbors’ comings and goings. And he doesn’t hold back when it comes to butting into their business!
47. Creepy “I Look Through My Peephole” Steve
No doubt Creepy Steve has caused yet another neighbor to stay away from him. Newsflash Steve; your peephole is not meant to be something you look through all day! We think he needs to start minding his own business and keep his wandering eyes inside his own apartment.
46. Text Door Neighbor
This unusual trend involved texting the person with the phone number “next to” yours. Of course, it was named with one of the corniest puns possible, the “text door neighbor”. Hardy har har. There were people who thought the idea was super cute and decided to send their text door neighbors a surprise message to introduce themselves.
46. Text Door Neighbor
Then again, there were others who thought this idea was incredibly stupid at best and dangerous at worst. Your phone number being one digit away from someone else’s doesn’t make them your best friend! Not to mention, most people don’t like answering texts from total strangers. But what side of this trend do you stand on? Would you ever send a message to your text door neighbor?
45. Doing Favors but Taking a Fee
Now, this is what we would call a “chaotic good” neighbor. He’s definitely got the right spirit, picking up packages for his neighbors when they’re not home and delivering them once they’re back. However, maybe he shouldn’t assume that he should be rewarded for these kindly deeds. Or maybe he should ask for a reward instead of just taking one!
45. Doing Favors but Taking a Fee
We’re sure his neighbor would have been happy to just share his cookies if Dave had asked nicely. But instead he decided to out himself as a cookie thief. At the very least we hope he didn’t snag too many of his neighbor’s baked goodies. His aunt might need to send out another package!
44. Letting Your Dog Do Your Dirty Work
Sometimes you have to tell someone off but you don’t have the guts to do it yourself. Not everyone is great with confrontation, especially when it comes to their next-door neighbors. In this situation, it looks like this person turned to their dog for a little help in their hour of need. Fido will deal with that nasty neighbor for you!
44. Letting Your Dog Do Your Dirty Work
To be fair, that dog’s face DOES look pretty disapproving, maybe the complaint really is just coming from the dog? Either way, we would certainly change our habits if we received a text like this. How can you deal with disappointing a doggo like that? The puppy just wants to breathe better air!
43. Rest in Peace: Car Edition
This has got to be the greatest way to let your neighbor know that you’ve towed their car. Hit them with a very confusing message and then make the big reveal. We have no idea where this person was parked that their neighbor needed to call a towing company, but we have to assume it was pretty bad!
43. Rest in Peace: Car Edition
We’re sure this neighbor let out a string of very choice words after getting that last message. But it is their own fault after all, as Chloe said, they were warned. They’ll probably never park in the wrong spot again after this. Obey the rules of the road or you’re going to get your car towed!
42. Paging Chef Boryardee
It’s one thing to ask a friendly neighbor for an ingredient or to, but this here is something else! He’s practically asking his neighbor to give him every element of his meal. Next, he’ll probably ask if he has a spare pot, stove, plate, and fork! Sounds like he’s getting just a bit too comfortable asking his neighbor for favors
42. Paging Chef Boryardee
We think he’ll be in for a rude awakening pretty soon. Friendly people can really turn on you if they feel like you’re taking advantage of them, which seems to be the case here. This guy shouldn’t have pushed the limit with his neighbor. We doubt he’ll be getting any pasta from them in the end!
41. The Neverending Hypothetical Questions
Some people like getting a little friendly with their neighbors, and sometimes they even end up being very close friends. But we’re guessing this person is regretting every time they made small talk with their neighbor. If these texts are a regular occurrence then we can’t really blame them. Looks like they got just a bit too comfortable sending random texts.
41. The Neverending Hypothetical Questions
How many bizarre hypothetical questions will this neighbor ask before their curiosity is satisfied? Will there ever be a satisfactory response to their string of non-existent situations, will any answer make the questions end? Maybe their disgruntled neighbor will end up moving someplace else before they ever get an answer out of them!
40. Someone’s Sad About Not Being Invited
Sounds like this neighbor was not pleased with the sound levels of his neighbor’s little get-together. From the looks of this message, it sounds like there was less of a wild party going on and more of a friendly gathering.The kind of thing this crabby neighbor probably doesn’t experience very much! Where there is fun he will try to squash it out.
40. Someone’s Sad About Not Being Invited
If this neighbor had more of a positive on life then he might get invited to hang out more often. As it is, it sounds like he doesn’t have very many friends if all he can do in the evening is eavesdrop on his neighbor and complain the next morning. Kinda sad!
39. You Can Ask for Glue, But You Must Be Specific!
Now, this would be a super frustrating back and forth to get into. We’re not sure why this neighbor needs to get so specific about these details, maybe he’s just trying to avoid lending his neighbor anything! It certainly seemed to have worked out that way in the end. If that was his strategy then we have to say it was well played.
39. You Can Ask for Glue, But You Must Be Specific!
This person definitely has a lot of time on his hands if he was willing to go off on a tangent about glue like that. Even after his neighbor gave up and decided to find his glue elsewhere, he’s still going on about it! Legend has it that he’s still texting about different types of glue to this day.
38. Getting Caught in the Act of Coat Thievery
Some neighbors will borrow your things and then end up losing them. But what this neighbor did was far worse than that! We bet that the original owner of this coat was glad to have finally caught this coat thief in their web of lies. But did she ever end up getting the coat back? That’s the real question here.
38. Getting Caught in the Act of Coat Thievery
That must have been one pretty amazing coat if this person was willing to lie to their neighbor about it. She could have just asked where the coat was bought and gotten one for herself. That would certainly prevent her from getting caught stealing her neighbor’s coat! this clothing thief won’t be trusted to borrow anything anytime soon.
37. We’re Throwing a Party Over Your Breakup
No one likes having to listen to another couples’ fights. Why can’t they just take their relationship issues into a private place instead of subjecting everyone to their screaming? Sounds like this toxic couple was giving their neighbors quite a show on a regular basis. Now they’re all relieved that they’re finally broken up! It’s hard to feel bad when their relationship caused everyone to suffer so much.
37. We’re Throwing a Party Over Your Breakup
If this neighbor does end up throwing a party, there’s likely to be a good number of people willing to join them. The only people I’m sure won’t be invited is that messy couple. Well, maybe ONE of them can come if they promise not to start fighting with anyone!
36. Nosey Smokey Taquito
As we previously learned, assumptions can be a dangerous thing. We can hardly believe how cringeworthy this level of nosiness is. Imagine having such a boring life that you have to stick your nose this far into your neighbor’s business. We think that this innocent taquito-eating woman handled this unwarranted text with more patience than we could have mustered.
36. Nosey Smokey Taquito
We would have been a lot more indignant to have our snacking habits questioned! While this isn’t the kind of a bad habit the nosy neighbor was talking about, taquitos still aren’t the healthiest snack in the world. But surely this poor lady cannot be blamed for whatever she chooses to munch on in the morning!
35. Neighbor-To-Neighbor Therapy
These two neighbors definitely have some history, which isn’t usually what you WANT to have with someone living that close to you. Relationships are complicated things, even more, complicated when you try to end them, but when you do choose to end them, they’re usually over. The operative word here is “usually” because Sasha doesn’t seem to be ready to let go of the past.
35. Neighbor-To-Neighbor Therapy
It’s hard to figure out who here is in the right, and who’s actually living in reality. The verdict: either Sasha Psycho is right and they need some closure, or one of them has a pretty serious memory issue. Either way, we need more information ASAP!
34. What Kind of Monster Denies a Person Pizza???
Now, this is a cruel neighbor if we’re ever seen one. How can you let someone come so close to getting a pizza, only to let them miss out on the opportunity! That pizza is just going to remain in pizza limbo, never to be consumed. Well, not by this neighbor anyway. What a terrible waste, though on the other hand…
34. What Kind of Monster Denies a Person Pizza???
It’s pretty bold for this guy to assume that his neighbor would willingly wait around for his pizza delivery. We think the solution here is to fix the broken buzzer, that’s the real culprit of this dilemma! We guess he could just go downstairs to let the pizza man in if they REALLY wanted it bad enough.
33. Always Lock Your Car
We can understand Meghan wanting to do something nice for someone in need. However, offering up someone else’s property for another person to use isn’t exactly the definition of kindness. While her intentions might be somewhat in the right place, she’s still pretty selfish for letting a stranger sleep in her neighbor’s car. Though there’s one good takeaway from this scenario…
33. Always Lock Your Car
It really teaches her neighbor to always lock her car doors! We’re guessing she’ll never leave her vehicle without triple checking that she’s locked it, it’s just too bad she had to go through this bizarre situation to learn that lesson in the first place. Meghan might be a totally mental neighbor but at least she helped you learn something!
32. Um, WHERE are You Cooking that Turkey?
My first and most important question after reading this exchange is this: how big is that guy’s microwave that he’s thinking about cooking a turkey in it?! We’re pretty sure most microwaves aren’t manufactured to be THAT big. Even if he managed to wrangle on that was large enough, it seems like it’d be the worst possible way to cook a turkey.
32. Um, WHERE are You Cooking that Turkey?
No wonder he has to turn to his neighbor for answers, he’s clearly clueless when it comes to anything that has to do with meal prep! He has a lot of nerve to judge his neighbor for burning popcorn after asking him for cooking advice. Good luck with your terrible-tasting turkey!
31. The Worst Neighbor of All Time
This person has got to be the absolute worst neighbor of all time. We all know how infuriating it can be to walk down the street and see dog doo that a lazy owner didn’t bother to pick up. Now imagine that same scenario but on your front lawn instead! Anyone would be seething at the sight of that, and we wouldn’t blame them one bit.
31. The Worst Neighbor of All Time
It’s really no wonder that this guy is saved as “Idiot Neighbor”. He really isn’t the brightest if he thinks his dog’s business could possibly be anyone else’s problem. Sounds like this guy really isn’t ready to own a dog, or be living among the rest of civilized society!
30. He Just Wants the Dog for the Pets
Let’s admit it, we all love dogs. Practically everyone in the world loves dogs. While everyone wishes they had a pupper to pet every day, not everyone is ready to take on the responsibility of owning one. Though we’re not sure that this neighbor had the right solution to that problem. Asking this kind of thing from a neighbor is more than a little inappropriate.
30. He Just Wants the Dog for the Pets
This is the equivalent of a kid asking their parents if they can get a pet that they will never actually take care of, but much much weirder! We’re guessing this neighbor doesn’t have anything against dogs, he just doesn’t want to be the foster home for someone else’s pet.
29. He Doesn’t Understand How Physics Work
Here we have a person who seems to have no idea how physics works. They have enough brain capacity to figure out how to grow plants, but can’t figure out that water runs downhill, not up. Unfortunately, his neighbor was not successful in explaining this phenomenon to him. Perhaps there’s some kind of scientist who will be able to step in and help?
29. He Doesn’t Understand How Physics Work
At the very least, we hope he was able to absorb the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’, better than the way his plants were able to absorb all that excess water! Surely he will have to eventually acknowledge that it’s not his neighbor’s fault, unless he is as irrational as the rest of these bad neighbors!
28. “Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert!”
It’s hard to tell who’s at fault here, perhaps the two of these people are absolutely off their rocker. At first this seems like a classic case of a negligent dog owner, the kind of person who totally ignores their pet’s emotional needs. We almost commend their neighbor for bringing the dog’s state to their attention, but then the plot begins to thicken…
28. “Intruder Alert, Intruder Alert!”
How on Earth did the neighbor manage to get onto the dog’s balcony? Were they really trying to help a dog in distress or were they simply trespassing on private property? The only person who can really answer that question is the dog. Sounds like these people live in one crazy neighborhood!
27. POKEMON GO IS LIFE, LET ME IN
We all remember when Pokemon Go was at its peak. Kids, teens, and adults all over the world went crazy when it came to hunting down their virtual creatures. However, some people went to really extreme lengths to “Catch ‘em all”. This has to be the point where you give up on catching the Pokemon, it’s not worth trespassing!
27. POKEMON GO IS LIFE, LET ME IN
It doesn’t sound like this Pokemon enthusiast was able to sway his neighbor with this argument. It sounds like they riled the guy next door up pretty bad, no doubt there’s going to be some awkward moments passing each other in the hallway. Next time they’ll want to ask their neighbor for a favor they’ll regret the day they sent this message!
26. “Hello, Grammar Police, What Is Your Emergency?”
Our next bad neighbor is a sworn member of the neighborhood grammar police. No matter the situation or the circumstance, they’ve taken the solemn vow to correct everyone’s grammar, no matter how obnoxious they may sound. There to make sure possessive apostrophes go where they are supposed to. Though we bet they care more about avoiding responsibility than they do the rules of grammar.
26. “Hello, Grammar Police, What Is Your Emergency?”
This person is more annoying than the kid in class who raises his hand to ask a question right as the bell rings for recess. They’re even more annoying than the kid who reminds the teacher to give the class pop quizzes! One thing’s for sure, this bad neighbor “needs” to move his dang car!
25. 3rd Time’s The Charm?
You know how sometimes you really want something and you wish for it three times? Well, Cole on the 5th floor definitely does. Unfortunately for him, he’s about to get a very harsh reality check that this is NOT how asking someone out works! We feel terrible for the girl at the receiving end of these creepy text messages.
25. 3rd Time’s The Charm?
We bet she and her boyfriend have already started looking for a different apartment in the area. They don’t want to deal with that weirdo Cole living on the 5th floor! If he realizes his texts aren’t doing the trick he might start knocking on her door, something we’re sure she’d prefer to avoid. Boyfriend, we think it might be time for you to step in!
24. A Very Unhealthy Relationship
this is one of those situations where you just can’t win someone over. Jerica must’ve had quite a shock when she found a woman’s phone number in her boyfriend’s jeans, and her neighbors definitely heard the noise. Instead of chewing her out, Jerica’s neighbor was actually pretty understanding and tried to sympathize. But this sympathy was not met with gratitude!
24. A Very Unhealthy Relationship
Instead of apologizing for the disturbance, Jerica decides to turn on her neighbor! Sounds like she’s sticking by her unfaithful boyfriend’s side no matter what, a questionable decision at best. We’re sure her neighbor regrets ever giving her the benefit of the doubt. Hopefully, she’ll get her hands on some noise-canceling headphones before the next meltdown.
23. Noise Complaints From “The World’s Best Dad”
Some people should never be responsible for a child, or anywhere in the proximity of one. There are those who just can’t handle the fact that kids will be kids, and that means making a bit of noise once in a while. This neighbor right here is exactly one of those types of people. The way she talks about their neighbor’s kid is pretty shocking!
23. Noise Complaints From “The World’s Best Dad”
We’re going to make the bold assumption that they don’t have any children of their own. Sounds like they need to move into a neighborhood with fewer families, otherwise, they’re going to keep losing their temper every time they confront their neighbors. Or maybe they should work from the office from now on!
22. The Latte Thief
Every rough morning has a moment where you have to run back home to get something you forgot to take with you. But having to deal with your neighbor drinking your morning coffee is totally next level. We imagine this person can barely function without their morning brew, they’re probably a little more than pissed off now.
22. The Latte Thief
Who in their right mind would pick up a Starbucks cup off of the floor and drink it? This neighbor had no idea whether or not the drink had been tampered with, they took a pretty big risk went they decided to chug it down. Lucky for them it wasn’t poisoned. But unlucky for the person who lost their morning latte to an idiot neighbor!
21. Jay, The Likely Stalker
It seems as though Jay here is in a bit of a pickle. Apparently, he went on a date with this girl in March, but he also just “happened” to move into her building that same month. Seems highly suspicious. That’s way too perfect of a coincidence for it to be JUST a coincidence.
21. Jay, The Likely Stalker
Seems like this dude would’ve been better off keeping his mouth shut to avoid scaring the crap out of his neighbors. We hope this woman was able to wiggle her way out of her lease and move! Sounds like Jay is straight-up admitting to the fact that he’s a stalker. We’d be majorly creeped out if we were in this girl’s position.
20. The Raucous Urinator Next Door
We think there’s something seriously wrong with this conversation. Peeing at a decibel level so high that the sound waves permeate the layer of concrete that separates these two apartments, now that is some Olympic level urinating. That or his neighbor holds the world record for the most sensitive ears on planet Earth.
20. The Raucous Urinator Next Door
Never have we ever heard someone pee so loud that we could hear it through walls, but apparently, it happens. We assume that this disgruntled neighbor will choose to invest in a good pair of earplugs. There’s just no way he’s going to be able to convince someone to change their peeing schedule for him. That’s definitely taking neighborly requests too far!
19. Toilet Paper and 2 Tomatoes Please
A request like this has got to be a red flag, what kind of lifestyle choices has led to this neighbor’s unusual predicament? Somehow this neighbor was practically living in their bathroom for three days and was in desperate need of toilet paper. Sounds like they might be more in need of a visit to the doctor!
19. Toilet Paper and 2 Tomatoes Please
There’s nothing wrong with asking someone next door to help pick up a pack of TP, but why the tomatoes? Presumably they’re sick with some kind of virus, how on Earth are tomatoes going to help them through it? We think this person is better off asking for flu medication. That is unless this whole story was made up to get toilet paper and tomatoes delivered!
18. Can I Just Let Myself In?
We all have a spare key lying around. Either we place it in the hands of someone we trust or we hide it somewhere secret. But this bad neighbor isn’t playing by the rules. Somehow he’s obtained the secret hiding place of his neighbor’s spare key, and he isn’t shy about sharing that knowledge!
18. Can I Just Let Myself In?
Talk about an invasion of privacy. But we guess it makes more sense when we hear that his apartment smells just like a college frat house. Based on these messages it would seem that they’re a pretty unpleasant person to have living next door. Hopefully, he’ll clean up his apartment after this wake-up call and forget about breaking into his neighbor’s place.
17. Mystery Termite Truck
While it might be frustrating to have a termite truck parked in front of your driveway there’s no need to harass your neighbor who didn’t order it. Clearly, this person didn’t hire an exterminator and has no idea why the truck is there in the first place. Lisa seriously needs to find someone else to talk to.
17. Mystery Termite Truck
This poor person just wants to enjoy their grilled cheese sandwich in peace. We hope that Lisa finally got the message and decided to leave them to their lunch. There’s nothing worse than being interrupted in the middle of a meal, especially if that interruption is coming from an extremely relentless and annoying neighbor! Lisa has got to learn how to lay off.
16. “Oh look at that Racoon on the Doorstep”
Looks like this neighbor is pretty poorly informed when it comes to animals. They seem to think anything with fur and four legs is a cat! Not only are they unaware that this is a raccoon, they truly believe that it’s someone’s pet. They can complain to the whole neighborhood if they want to, no one is going to be able to claim that trash panda.
16. “Oh look at that Racoon on the Doorstep”
Although, for all, we know its name could be Rocket, the rowdy raccoon from Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy. And it just needs a little food for an upcoming battle with Thanos. Better feed him! The fate of the world depends on it. …Or don’t, it’s your door after all. Just don’t go bothering your neighbors about him.
15. Beware The Craigslist People
Sketchy internet shopping can be stressful sometimes. You know someone is seriously nervous when they say drop a “lol” in two straight messages. We get that they were probably nervous to meet strangers from Craigslist, but maybe they should have brought a friend to join them instead of messaging this random uninvolved neighbor?
15. Beware The Craigslist People
Just looking out for our readers who don’t have a general knowledge of texting etiquette. Thankfully it looks like all the Craigslist people were after was a thrifty shopping experience. There were no murderous intentions on the part of these shoppers, they just really wanted that chair. Hopefully, this person will be able to chill out and not bother their neighbors in the future!
14. The Serial Caller Next Door
We have to be honest here, it looks like these two individuals are pretty bad neighbors. On one hand, people should be able to do whatever they like in the privacy of their own home, however, they should be considerate of the noise level when it comes to people next door. The other neighbor isn’t entirely innocent either…
14. The Serial Caller Next Door
Clearly, there was a right and wrong way of approaching this loud neighbor situation. Unfortunately, it looks like this person chose the worst method of confrontation possible. Now instead of resolving the problem, they’ll have to deal with much, much worse. This is a scenario with 0 winners. Maybe one day these people will grow up and learn how to be normal neighbors!
13. The Me That Matters
Good for the neighbor for not letting this person get back into the bad habit of overdrinking wine and constantly asking others for free alcohol. Even though resisting that request may result in some unwanted confrontation, it’s probably better off for everyone in the end! The last thing anyone in the building wants is a wine-o roaming the halls while overly intoxicated.
13. The Me That Matters
But we think our wine man aka “the him that matters” should consider seeing someone as soon as possible. If he’s already got two personalities due to his drinking habits, who knows what other negative qualities he will develop next! We definitely think he qualifies for an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, his neighbor might even offer to drive him to one.
12. The Curious Case Of The Missing Trash Can In The Nighttime
Where do trash cans go when it rains like the apocalypse? The answer: Your psychopath neighbor took it. Unless the rain washed away your trash can, which is the much more likely situation. Maybe that makes YOU the psychopath! At least, you would be if you went around accusing people of stealing your garbage bin as this person did.
12. The Curious Case Of The Missing Trash Can In The Nighttime
Obviously, rain that intense is capable of moving stuff around. It’s far more likely that the flooded streets carried his bin away, after all, why on Earth would his neighbor want it for himself? We think this neighbor has a paranoid obsession surrounding his garbage can, we wonder what he’s putting in there that makes him so nervous!
11. Mommy – Matchmaker
You know you’re in a bad situation if your mom is setting you up with someone you don’t like, especially if that person is your cousin! It’s no surprise this desperate individual turned to their next-door neighbor for help. It must’ve been their lucky day because their neighbor actually agreed to play the part of the significant other.
11. Mommy – Matchmaker
This neighbor is a whole lot better than the other people on this list, although we’re sure they aren’t thrilled to get caught in this bizarre scenario. At least they’ll have a funny screenshot to look back at once it’s all over. We feel bad for the dude with the messed up mom, hopefully, they were able to wriggle out of that setup!
10. The Questionable Toddler
How would you tell your neighbor you aren’t going to collect their mail? Would you answer them with a straightforward “yes” or “no”? Or perhaps you’d give them a more mysterious “maybe”? This neighbor decided to nix text-based communication altogether and instead respond with a gif that expressed their true feelings. You can probably guess what their answer was…
10. The Questionable Toddler
This person better find someone else to get their mail for them, because this neighbor certainly isn’t up to the task! That reaction gif didn’t exactly do the trick, but it prevented this unhelpful neighbor from having to give an outright “no”. Though we think they seem like a bit of a jerk, we can’t help but laugh at their response!
9. I Can’t Feel My Face When I Pass You, In The Hall
There’s clearly a lot of history behind this short exchange. We’re going to guess that these two neighbors were involved romantically, but their relationship didn’t exactly have a happy ending. And because they live so close they still have to deal with seeing each other on a daily basis. That sort of thing can make it difficult to move on.
9. I Can’t Feel My Face When I Pass You, In The Hall
It looks like one of them is trying to keep the past in the past while the other is still hung up on it! Looks like they’re trying to avoid their ex at all costs. One thing we know for sure; this weird photo of a chihuahua definitely didn’t make the situation any less weird.
8. I Don’t Exist to Please You
This is the perfect example of an overly confrontational neighbor. The person next door clearly just wanted him to turn the music down a touch, they even went out of their way to make the request as politely as possible. But this neighbor decided to respond in the most aggressive way possible. Maybe they’re looking for a fight!
8. I Don’t Exist to Please You
Looks like this person is out of luck, if they want quiet then they may have to move someplace else. They probably thought their neighbor would respond well if they asked nicely, but nope! Unfortunately, it seems that they’re living next door to a total crazy person, the kind that always wants to start something. What a diva.
7. Hottie In the Hall
This bad neighbor doesn’t know when to quit when he’s ahead. Just sending this kind of text message to a neighbor reeks of all kinds of unwarranted boldness. One would think that after the response he got to his first question, he would stop asking! He might be really into that person’s mom but he’s got to learn that no means no.
7. Hottie In the Hall
This is almost as bad as getting rejected by your neighbor. Now, this guy has created some unbreakable tension between himself and his neighbor, not to mention his neighbor’s mom! We think the family reunions are going to be moved to a separate location from here on out. And it’s all thanks to this creepy neighbor.
6. Insulting His Neighbor’s Car
Whether it’s music or the TV, no one likes having to hear whatever is coming out of their neighbor’s speakers. There’s a volume control on your TV for a reason! This particular neighbor doesn’t seem to get the message, or they just don’t care, that they need to crank the noise down a notch. They had an interesting strategy for dealing with a complaint…
6. Insulting His Neighbor’s Car
Instead of taking responsibility, he decided to deflect the blame onto their neighbor’s car. Maybe they thought it would distract their neighbor from the noise complaint, but it only serves to make this guy look like a major jerk. We bet his own car isn’t that much better than his neighbor’s!
5. He Clogged the Toilet
There’s nothing wrong with asking your neighbor to use the bathroom in the event of an emergency. However, we don’t know if this person should’ve admitted the real reason their bathroom was unusable at that particular moment. If anything it only guaranteed that their neighbor would reject their request! The last thing anyone wants is for their neighbor to clog their toilet.
5. He Clogged the Toilet
At least this person understood why their neighbor turned them down, though now they need to find another solution to their bathroom conundrum. Hopefully, it won’t take the landlord too long to send someone over to deal with the backed-up pipes. And it’d be a good idea for this guy to stay away from bathroom-clogging meals for a while!
4. Stealing the WiFi
There are neighbors who agree to share things like their WiFi and Netflix password. The important word to take note of is “share”, you can’t try and take them without permission! This neighbor is in clear violation of that code. They were even bold enough to ask their neighbor to reset the internet for them, exposing themselves as a WiFi thief.
4. Stealing the WiFi
Their neighbor will most likely put a password on their WiFi, making it impossible for anyone else in the building to use it. This person is going to have to pay for their own internet if they ever want to finish the Walking Dead! Unless they want to live out their lives never knowing if Rick Grimes survives.
3. An Immature Parent
Dealing with noisy kids next door can be pretty frustrating. But having to confront your neighbor’s grown, children? That’s even worse! For some reason this parent has no interest in chastising their own son, instead, they prefer the neighbor deal with it. Apparently watching Ellen is more important than teaching their son where they should and shouldn’t be parking.
3. An Immature Parent
We’re positive this person was flipping through apartment listings after this conversation. No one wants to have to take over for a lazy parent who refuses to do their job. Usually, you expect the adults to be the mature ones in these situations, but it seems like this parent is just as childish as their kid.
2. Seriously Disgusting
No one likes a messy neighbor, but there are few neighbors as gross as the one below! Sounds like they were out a little too late drinking a touch too much eggnog. Unfortunately, their neighbor was the one who had to pay for their poor decisions. Pretty soon the entire building will be up in arms about the smell.
2. Seriously Disgusting
Instead of owning up to their mishap, they decided to get smart. And we know what they did was disgusting, but we can’t help but laugh at their replies! A person can be wrong and funny at the same time, at least that’s what seems to be the case here. We hope that Maury gets on the case soon!
1. Steven and His Chainsaw
It sounds like Todd might be a bit unhinged, that or Steve’s chainsaw habits are seriously getting out of hand. We don’t know what exactly Steve’s doing with a chainsaw at seven o’clock in the morning, frankly, we’re not sure we want to know. But his neighbors are definitely getting sick of it. In a fit of rage, one neighbor wrote this all-caps vitriol filled message…
1. Steven and His Chainsaw
…only to realize that he had sent it to the wrong person! Ashley was probably very bewildered when she received that text, probably even a little scared, too. Thankfully she was able to direct Todd’s anger to the actual culprit of the noisy crime. Though we’re not sure she’s going to want to give Steve’s number to someone that angry!