Jokes That Wouldn’t Have Made Sense, Like, Three Months Ago

21. Disinfecting Absolutely Everything That Enters The House

It makes sense that, during a global pandemic, people would begin taking extra precautions to keep them and their families safe. But I never thought humankind would find itself viciously washing bags of Cheetos in the kitchen sink after getting them from the bodega around the block.

If me from three months ago would see my dad washing and disinfecting everything that enters the house, I wouldn’t just write that off as any given Tuesday, I’d be wondering if I should take him to a psychiatrist.

21. Disinfecting Absolutely Everything That Enters The House

Somehow, though, this has become a daily ritual for almost everyone all over the world, and I don’t know about you but for some reason, everything I wash with an antiseptic that doesn’t have a wrapper (i.e. an apple) is starting to taste a little funky.