Jokes That Wouldn’t Have Made Sense, Like, Three Months Ago
1. He’s Got The Stuff You Need
Now this tweet from Stephen King has got to get you a bit more freaked out than you expected from an article like this, but it captures what the world is going through so well. Leave it to Stephen King to tell you a story you’ve heard a hundred times before and make it super creepy.

1. He’s Got The Stuff You Need
Uh oh, here come the nightmares all over again. The worst thing is that since hand sanitizer is so hard to come by nowadays, we would all probably follow “it” into the abyss of his sewer trap just for the prospect of sanitized hands. Tell me that anyone would have done that for hand sanitizer three months ago, and I would call you a liar.