Jokes That Wouldn’t Have Made Sense, Like, Three Months Ago

7. Complementary Rolls Of Toilet Paper

One of the weirdest things to happen during the coronavirus pandemic was the outrageous way people stormed major wholesale stores for toilet paper. I mean, this is particularly weird because if we’re stuck at home, where bathrooms are usually in rooms with a shower, you would think that people would prioritize soap for the shower in the event that they run out of toilet paper for their wiping necessities.

7. Complementary Rolls Of Toilet Paper

To quote the great Trevor Noah: “People, what are you doing, you don’t need to panic over toilet paper! Water, sure, medicine, absolutely, food, duh! But you can survive without toilet paper!!!” It’s like people don’t understand that they can clean their butts in the shower.

Anyway, this bar is using the offer of complimentary toilet rolls when you spend over 25$ on drinks, tell me that would have made sense 3 months ago.