Jokes That Wouldn’t Have Made Sense, Like, Three Months Ago

11. Sure, Blame It On Me

One thing we know for sure about COVID-19 is that no one really knows, for sure, where it actually came from. Well, I’ve got some news for you all, apparently, @bootangina’s mother has a hunch, and it has nothing to do with a bat from Wuhan, China.

11. Sure, Blame It On Me

Oh, that explains it, Jamie must have been spending too much time outside the house. Meaning she was busy traveling the world and must have found herself in Wuhan at the wrong place at the wrong time. So nevermind, her mom is saying that it has everything to do with the bat theory.

But if for some odd reason my assessments are incorrect, then Jamie’s mom has got some weird issues with personal freedom to leave the house.