Jokes That Wouldn’t Have Made Sense, Like, Three Months Ago

14. Everyone Gets A Stimulus Package

Picking up from where we left off in the previous item, nowadays, banks are not the only ones getting stimulus checks and bailout money from the government, now we all get that too! But maybe…there was a reason for that up until now, exhibit A:

14. Everyone Gets A Stimulus Package

Someone, please insert the emoji of the guy clamming his hand to his forehead in disbelief of what’s going on. No one needs a bathroom decor set worth 1200 dollars from Ralph Lauren. I mean who needs a carpet for their toilet seat and their feet?!

1200 dollars is not a lot of money, but it should be used for groceries, or wifi bills (equal in worth to food now). I guess this is why we haven’t been getting 1200$ checks from the United States government this whole time.