Everyday, Real Boyfriend and Husband Fails
Who doesn’t like the idea of spending eternity with their dearly beloved? Til death do us part sounds romantic, but the reality is that your partner can be a little clueless sometimes. Maybe they don’t know that plastic doesn’t go in the oven, or they open food packages like a rabid raccoon. Boyfriends and husbands like this are definitely out there. For whatever reason, they seem to commonly be the perpetrators of these misdemeanors.
Their partners have taken photos of these facepalm moments and shared them all over the internet, and we’ve compiled the best of the best for your entertainment.
Get ready to shake your head at some of these boyfriend and husband fails!
53. He’s No Gordan Ramsey
Let’s face it, not everyone’s boyfriend is a culinary genius like Gordon Ramsey or Bobby Flay. In fact, some guys are downright clueless when it comes to anything involving food prep, they can give the fire alarm quite a workout! There is the rare gem that knows what he’s doing in the kitchen, but clearly, this woman’s boyfriend is far from being that gem!
53. He’s No Gordan Ramsey
How does anyone think that avocado was meant to be cut this way?? We shudder to think how he might slice up a mango or a peach. Furthermore, where did they get a knife THAT sharp? It sliced clean through the pit! Maybe this boyfriend was just trying to show off his knife sharpening skills?
52. Do They Make Loofahs That Small?
Let’s be real, there are some women’s products that men are sadly unfamiliar with. Go up to your boyfriend or husband and ask him what he thinks your beauty blender is, we’ll wait. Sadly, even the concept of a scrunchie is lost on some of these fellas. Though to be fair, it does share a very similar texture to a loofah.
52. Do They Make Loofahs That Small?
We’re guessing this was chucked in the bin when she found out how he used it. We wouldn’t want to put that thing in our hair after it was scrubbed all over someone’s naked body. We’ve never seen a loofah this tiny before, maybe he thought it was for exfoliating sensitive areas. In that case, we REALLY think she should throw it out!
51. The Biggest “Boyfriend Does My Makeup” Fail
Asking your boyfriend to help you with your makeup can be a risky business, usually, they can’t tell the difference between eyeliner and lip liner. Have him do your makeup and you just might end up looking like this girl! If you recall the “boyfriend does my makeup” challenge that was so widespread a few years back you probably won’t be inclined to ask this particular favor from your beau.
51. The Biggest “Boyfriend Does My Makeup” Fail
It’s a sad sight to see because her left eyebrow is done with so much detail and precision. Maybe she can give her boyfriend some lessons because he is clearly lacking in his artistic ability. Better work on your wrist steadiness, Jon, because your makeup skills are lacking!
50. She’s Dating a Comedian
This woman had the right idea by leaving this note behind. The last thing you want is for your boyfriend to accidentally set the house on fire because he used a faulty toaster. Thankfully that disaster was avoided, but she still needs to deal with the fact that her boyfriend is a smartass. And we say that in a good way.
50. She’s Dating a Comedian
Hey, as long as the house is still standing that’s all that matters. It’s always more fun to date someone with a sense of humor, even if it is a little corny. We hope he went the extra mile and actually put a nicotine patch on the toaster. If you’re making a lame joke you better go big or go home!
49. This is What Happens When You Don’t Read the Package
Need your boyfriend to run down to the shop and pick up a few ingredients? Better be extra specific, unless you want to end up with something like this. We imagine he must’ve been in a pre-coffee morning haze when he got this scanned at the checkout. C’mon man, what kind of pumpkin filling has pictures of animals on it?
49. This is What Happens When You Don’t Read the Package
We hope this couple has a pet, otherwise, this is a total waste. From now on he’s not going to the store without the exact name of the product he’s supposed to buy. Maybe they should keep this in the pantry as a constant reminder to check labels before buying.
48. The Bag is Still Basically Empty
Imagine taking the big bag of Skittles out of the cupboard only to be faced with four measly pieces of candy left. That’s got to be a major disappointment. Why would anyone leave such a minimal amount of sweets left in the bag? Perhaps her boyfriend didn’t want to feel like he finished the whole thing, but that is essentially what he did.
48. The Bag is Still Basically Empty
Leaving behind only four pieces doesn’t mean the bag still has candy in it, it means the bag is basically already empty and ready to be tossed into the bin. We say he should either leave at LEAST fifteen pieces behind or finish the bag off, that sounds like a good rule of thumb to us.
47. The Sandwich is Technically Cut in Half
Sometimes you ask your boyfriend to perform a simple task, like fixing you a snack. Maybe that snack is a simple PB&J and you ask him to cut it in half for you. And then he will TECHNICALLY fulfill your request but in a clever, yet passive-aggressive, way. Is this sandwich technically cut in half? Yes, it is. But was this what his girlfriend wanted? Definitely not!
47. The Sandwich is Technically Cut in Half
And to think that it would have been so much more simple if he had just sliced a horizontal or vertical line across the bread. But no, instead he took the time to make this creation to take a jab at her. But hey, at least the sandwich is still edible!
46. Time to Find a Good Divorce Lawyer
This woman probably started searching for a divorce lawyer once she came across this sorry sight! How hard is it to remove the tie from the top of the bag and open it like a normal person? Clearly, it was too much of a task for her husband to accomplish, maybe he was feeling lazy or this is just the way he typically opens plastic bags. But this method makes it impossible to close the bag in a convenient way.
46. Time to Find a Good Divorce Lawyer
Honestly, this looks like the work of a raccoon or maybe even a cat. Only a street animal would think of tearing open a package in such a crazy way. A street animal or this woman’s hubby!
45. This Took Him an Hour to Make
The woman who shared this photo on Reddit described how her boyfriend had offered to cook her dinner, as she was taking her grandma out grocery shopping. A very kind and generous offer on his part! Unfortunately, it seems like she was not aware that he lacked any kind of culinary skills. It would have been much better if he offered to order a pizza.
45. This Took Him an Hour to Make
We would be very confused if we came home to this dinner of baby carrots and bread. Hopefully, she was still able to express her gratitude and hold back her laughter, because this meal is truly absurd. And the craziest part? Apparently, this took him an entire hour to make!
44. The Laziest Way to Change the TP Roll
This is definitely the most annoying way to replace the toilet paper roll, truly the mark of a clueless or lazy boyfriend. This makes it inconvenient to dispose of the old roll AND to use the new roll. Definitely, a frustrating thing to deal with while you’re sitting on the john. It would have probably taken the same amount of time to replace it properly as it would to wedge in the new roll like this.
44. The Laziest Way to Change the TP Roll
If we had to give him some credit, at LEAST he added a new roll somewhere, even if it was done carelessly. Maybe his girlfriend will just have to sit him down and show him how the roll SHOULD be replaced.
43. The Craziest Way to Eat a Pizza
This might be the very moment that you realize you might be dating a sociopath. We realize that’s a tough pill to swallow but there really isn’t any other explanation for such bizarre behavior. Honestly, it’s got to be a lot more complicated to consume a pizza like this than the way it was intended.
43. The Craziest Way to Eat a Pizza
Eating a pizza with a knife and fork is bad enough, but only eating the inside and neglecting the crusts?! The remains on her boyfriend’s plate is definitely a sight for sore eyes. But perhaps their relationship works out because she likes to polish off his crusts? But if she’s okay with dating someone with such unusual eating habits then more power to her!
42. Who Taught This Guy How to Eat an Orange?!
There’s a moment when you discover a deep, dark secret about your partner. The kind of secret that will determine whether or not you can spend the rest of your life with this person. This woman had to find out that her husband eats oranges like a monster, instead of peeling apart the segments like a normal member of society. Truly a cringy sight to set your eyes on.
42. Who Taught This Guy How to Eat an Orange?!
We have to wonder if he had never seen another person consume an orange before, or if this is just genuinely how he prefers to eat them. Either way, this was definitely the ultimate test of their marriage! We hope she was able to accept him, despite his bizarre eating habits.
41. It’s Not a Stack of Sticky Notes
Some people are just plain clueless when it comes to taking a serving of food. This cheese is literally packed in individual slices, and yet this boyfriend still can’t figure out how to use it; he’s tearing them off like they’re post-it notes. Doesn’t make sense to waste that cheese, just pull the plastic wrap back a bit!
41. It’s Not a Stack of Sticky Notes
What does he do with all the cheese scraps when the package is finished? We hope he has some kind of special recipe for them and doesn’t just chuck them in the bin. Maybe he lines them up neatly on a slice of bread to make leftover cheese sandwiches. What a strange way to live.
40. “Put Some Bath Products in the Tub”
After a long and tiring day, this girlfriend requested that her boyfriend draw up a bath for her. She also asked that he put some bath products into the tub, something to make the water bubbly and sweet-smelling. Pretty simple instructions, right? Apparently, her boyfriend had no idea how to make a bubble bath because she entered the bathroom to find this!
40. “Put Some Bath Products in the Tub”
Looks like he took every bathroom product they had and chucked it into the water. How could he have misinterpreted her request so badly? Did he think she wanted to wash the bottles off while she bathed, or maybe swim around with them while she was taking a dip? It’s truly a mystery.
39. A Disaster Waiting to Happen
Anyone with common sense would look at this photo and immediately realize what’s wrong with it. This is just a disaster that’s waiting to happen. It takes a special kind of clueless boyfriend to place a very breakable object at the very end of a counter, especially when you have so much space! We can only wonder how many other objects have been placed so precariously by this beau.
39. A Disaster Waiting to Happen
Their home is probably full of broken objects, from smartphones to porcelain plates. His girlfriend might want to have carpeting installed just to prevent more things from crashing to the floor and breaking! Or maybe he can just learn to NOT put breakable objects where they can easily fall.
38. What’s the Point of the Cutlery Organizer Now??
Sometimes you have to compromise with your partner, like having them do the dishes while you put them away (or vice versa). However, this woman may want to reconsider her husband’s ability to help. Looks like he may need a little more instruction when it comes to putting silverware away, despite the fact they already have an organizer in place.
38. What’s the Point of the Cutlery Organizer Now??
It’s a shame to see it all thrown so haphazardly when there’s already a nice little tray to arrange them all. Either he was in a major rush, or he was too lazy to put them away properly. He better figure out how to do it the right way, before he gets served a divorce!
37. Can This Be Considered Cuddling?
Sometimes couples just don’t have the time to spend together. Maybe one of them is always working late or going out with friends in the evening. However, in a healthy relationship, both parties need to find a way to make it work. It looks like this boyfriend is attempting to compromise, though we don’t know that he’s succeeding. Cuddling while playing video games can be difficult!
37. Can This Be Considered Cuddling?
But hey, at least he’s trying. We suppose his girlfriend must be a little amused with his suggestion otherwise she wouldn’t have shared the photo online. Though he should clear up his schedule and find some time to actually cuddle. That is if he doesn’t want to end up single!
36. There’s a Gap in Their Photo Taking Ability
Who doesn’t like taking photos with their partner? Whether you’re on vacation somewhere exciting or just taking a trip to the amusement park, you’re going to want to have visual mementos of the fun times together. Plus you want to show off on social media just a little bit, right? Well, you’re probably going to have a hard time getting likes if people can’t see your face!
36. There’s a Gap in Their Photo Taking Ability
This girlfriend is clearly an expert when it comes to taking flattering photos. Her boyfriend? Not so much. Maybe the carousel was starting to give him motion sickness, he just couldn’t hold the phone steady. She might not have a great photo, but she still has a pretty hilarious story!
35. What is He Saving Them For?
This guy is definitely the type who doesn’t like to waste a morsel of food. He could have a single grain of rice on his plate, he’d still insist on packing it away instead of tossing it. We can understand why this would drive his girlfriend nuts, his habits are creating a whole lot of unnecessary clutter in the snack cabinet!
35. What is He Saving Them For?
We wonder what he could be saving all that for. Maybe he’s planning on making the ultimate snack mix, he needs just a tiny bit from every bag to complete it. But if he’s just the type to never finish his snack, he’s gotta grow up.
34. This is Absolutely Gross
We’re totally cringing just looking at this photo. Think of all the places you walk all day. Dirty sidewalks, public bathrooms, maybe even literal dirt. Why anyone would think their shoes should go anywhere but the floor or a shoe rack is beyond us. We don’t think those are the habits of a successful businessman. The first tip in that book should be “don’t put your shoes on the counter”!
34. This is Absolutely Gross
His wife must be seething every time she sees this. We bet she has him wipe down the counter with disinfectant. Hopefully he breaks this habit soon, it’s just plain nasty. We wonder who taught him that this was an acceptable way of storing footwear.
33. Just go to the Bathroom Before…
Who doesn’t love a tasty frozen dessert? The only downside is that they don’t last forever, you can’t exactly put it to the side and save some forever…or can you? This guy is showing us that it IS possible to take a break from your frozen dessert. But maybe he’d be better off going to the bathroom before unwrapping the cone. This solution is more than a little gross…
33. Just go to the Bathroom Before…
Surely there was someone in the house who could’ve held onto his treat while he went for a whizz. Now the ice cream is starting to melt, and the top is going to be tainted by the kitchen counter. He’s going to have to wipe the top off. What a waste!
32. Tripped Up by a Mirror Selfie
This guy clearly doesn’t know how to switch between the front and back camera of a cellphone. Technology isn’t his strongest suit. We’re assuming there were professional photographers at the wedding, though perhaps the bride wanted one old-fashioned selfie before the big day took off. They must’ve been in too much of a rush to check if the shot came out well.
32. Tripped Up by a Mirror Selfie
Mirror selfies are always tricky, but c’mon. How did he not notice he had completely blocked out his fiance’s face? This is going to be a pretty funny story to tell their future kids. Most weddings have pretty typical beginnings, but this one started with a hilarious fail!
31. Inconsiderate and Pretty Icky
There’s no use in denying it, butter just makes things taste better. This golden stuff enhances everything; whether you’re frying in it or drizzling the melted stuff over your meal. The only downside is that it’s not exactly healthy; it’s recommended to consume this in moderation. This guy isn’t exactly following those guidelines. In fact, we think his love of butter might be a little out of control…
31. Inconsiderate and Pretty Icky
It’s pretty bizarre to consume it on its own, but it’s even worse to take a bite right out of the stick! You know other people use that butter, right? This is another level of inconsiderate and unhealthy. A double whammy of failure.
30. Technologically Impaired to the Max
How does this guy not understand how a power strip works? This gadget is meant to make your life more convenient, yet he’s figured out a way to charge his phone the hard way. The worst part? He didn’t even bother plugging the strip back in afterward! It looks like that powerstrip was being used for something important…
30. Technologically Impaired to the Max
It’s always a good idea to ask before unplugging or turning off something, especially if you’re this unaware of how technology works. It’s not as if this was some kind of new device, these have been around since the seventies! We’re beginning to suspect her boyfriend is some kind of time traveler who’s still figuring out how the modern world works.
29. Not All Shells are Created Equal
It’s always nice to bring something back for your significant other when you go away on a trip. After all, they’ve spent all that time waiting around and missing you, the least you can do is give them a little taste of your vacation. This boyfriend had a pretty brilliant idea that didn’t involve visiting a tacky gift shop. A jar of shells is a sentimental gift that one has to put together on their own.
29. Not All Shells are Created Equal
However, you might want to make sure none of those “shells” are trash people chucked onto the beach. We suppose pistachios have a type of shell, but clearly, that’s not what he was going for. Better keep those nuts out of the house before he figures out his mistake!
28. The Wrong Kind of Highlighter
This girl kindly asked her boyfriend to buy her highlighter and this is what he came up with. To be fair, he’s completely correct. But at the same time, desperately wrong. What should’ve been the giveaway was the use of the singular form instead of the plural: ‘highlighter’ and not ‘highlighters’. But, it’s quite confusing. And most boyfriends don’t know much about makeup.
28. The Wrong Kind of Highlighter
He gets an A for effort though. He even went out and brought multiple colors and various brands to choose from. This boy probably got a long lesson about makeup after this mistake. Now if she asks again, he will know exactly what to buy.
27. When You Can’t Find The Lipstick Sharpener
This partner was given the noble task of sharpening his girlfriend’s lipstick. Yet another case of someone with absolutely no makeup knowledge going head on into a task with the best intentions and the worst turnout. There’s no telling why he thought lipstick would be a hard substance that could be sharpened with a knife.
27. When You Can’t Find The Lipstick Sharpener
It’s unclear which item suffered more in this process, the lipstick or the knife. But the knife you can at least clean. The lipstick however, looks absolutely trashed. This girl obviously should’ve given more explanation. But if you want something done well, then just do it yourself. Her miscommunication earned her an extra trip to the makeup counter.
26. The Birth Of Yoda
You have to do a bit of searching before you notice what’s out of place. Apparently this guy’s girlfriend took several days to notice that he switched out baby Jesus with baby Yoda. Let’s hope she isn’t incredibly attached to the accuracy of the nativity scene. She was probably quite shocked when she finally took a closer look.
26. The Birth Of Yoda
It’s small pranks like these that keep relationships fresh. You know this incident is going to be brought up in a fight one day. It’s something that wasn’t a big deal at the time, but later on she’ll be able to point to as the beginning of a period of disrespect. Or maybe she’s a huge Star Wars fan and she’ll find the whole thing funny.
25. Put A Lid On It
Sometimes you don’t have time to wash the dishes after a big meal. Or other times, you’re just too lazy. Regardless, ‘put a lid on it and put it in the fridge’ usually doesn’t include things that you have to unplug. It’s honestly crazy that he was able to fit that whole thing onto a shelf. It probably took more effort rearranging the refrigerator than it would have to put the food in tupperware.
25. Put A Lid On It
Usually the rule of whoever cooks doesn’t have to clean works very well between couples. But if this is what tidying up looks like for this boyfriend, then he better be a master chef. There was no effort put into this clean up at all. This girl’s eyes probably rolled back into her head when she saw what he did.
24. Torture For The Grammar Obsessed
This boy is probably driving his grammar obsessed girlfriend crazy. This is a deliberate provocation! He doesn’t have to be annoying her like this. Let’s hope these labels wash off easily and aren’t permanent! For this guy’s sake and the sake of their relationship, let’s also hope this girl is forgiving and has a gracious sense of humor.
24. Torture For The Grammar Obsessed
Maybe this was only the first offense. Because if this was a household trend, there’s probably a breakup in the works. No one likes to date trolls. People want to be treated well. Not have their pet peeves used against them. New containers for flour and sugar will be on him!
23. When Matching Isn’t Cute Anymore
This cute sentiment quickly turned into a nightmare. It’s bad enough sorting through a pile of different socks. Finding their pair and matching them together is a choice. Laundry day is already a pretty lame activity. But this stroke of brilliance just made it ten times worse. They literally have to measure each sock to know who it belongs to. It’s so sad it’s comical.
23. When Matching Isn’t Cute Anymore
But you also don’t want to throw half of them out, that would be wasteful. This couple just has to power through until the difference somehow becomes more obvious. Or until holes form in the toes. One possible solution would be to take one person’s socks and wash them with something very colorful. Then they would be easy to tell apart.
22. A Ravenous Scavenger Or Just A Hungry Guy
This package looks as if it was ripped apart by a monster. This guy must have come home so hungry that he couldn’t help himself. His craving for honey buns was too strong and therefore he had no patience to open the packaging like a human. Or maybe he has anger issues. Either way, this is an incredibly dramatic way to open a snack.
22. A Ravenous Scavenger Or Just A Hungry Guy
But now it’s completely impossible to store the leftovers. You need to be able to at least partially reseal the bag so the contents don’t go stale. Maybe that was the point. He knew that if he tore the package apart, he would be “forced” to finish all of the buns. If only he had been more careful, then he could have shared.
21. Better Safe Than Sorry
This boy is so attached to his TV that he refused to take the protective plastic covering off for two years. There’s an old joke about men loving their TVs and cars more than their wives, but up until now you could assume that wasn’t true. This looks like if there was a fire, the boyfriend would run in to save the television before anything else.
21. Better Safe Than Sorry
That plastic wrap is supposed to come off after you take it out of the box. There’s literally no recommendation anywhere to leave it on. It just looks messy. Instead of the smooth edge, you get crumpled plastic wrap that reflects light. It probably takes that girl some amazing self-control to not rip off the plastic when he isn’t there.
20. Using his Height Against Her
This woman’s husband certainly has an interesting way of dealing with relationship issues. According to the Reddit submission this photo is from, he has been sticking these lint rollers around their house, exclusively in places she can’t reach due to her height. Apparently, he’s trying to annoy her, and it definitely seems to be working.
20. Using his Height Against Her
We think he’s using his height to his advantage, and that’s just not fair. His wife should probably go out and buy a stool, or even an extra high pair of heels, just so she can meet him at his level. Otherwise, she’s going to have to deal with these little pranks for the rest of her marriage.
19. Why Would You Wear Socks Like This
There’s just something super infuriating about this photo, but we’re not sure what. Apparently, this is how this woman’s boyfriend wears socks around the house. But WHY? Are his toes just that much more sensitive to the cold? Why not buy a pair of warm slippers? We have so many questions but no answers.
19. Why Would You Wear Socks Like This
This guy should turn his quirk into a business venture. Surely he isn’t the only person who wears his socks in this freakish way. He should start manufacturing socks that are only meant for the first half of your foot. Why deal with all the scrunching that comes with regular-sized socks? You’re welcome for this brilliant idea, thank us when you’re a millionaire.
18. Someone Needs to Take a Trip Back to the Hardware Store
Now, this has got to be one of the most frustrating boyfriend failures of all time. You can’t really complain too much though, since all the lightbulbs have still technically been changed, right? Actually, we’ve changed our opinion, you can definitely complain about this because it’s a job horribly done. It’s time to go back to the drawing board and start from square one.
18. Someone Needs to Take a Trip Back to the Hardware Store
Someone please come collect your boyfriend and explain the difference between white and yellow light to him. After you do that, kindly ask him to take a trip down to the hardware store and pick up two more yellow light bulbs, because this is just hurting our eyes to look at.
17. We Hope He’s Saving Those for a Good Reason…
We’ve seen people who don’t bother to toss out the old roll when putting in a new one, but this is just ridiculous. It’s almost as if he’s collecting these empty TP rolls for some kind of art project. Or maybe he’s really into recycling? We hope it’s one of those two reasons and not something ickier.
17. We Hope He’s Saving Those for a Good Reason…
Seems like a total waste of storage space, not that he’s using the rest of the drawer anyway. Discovering something like this means it’s time to have a talk with your boyfriend about cleanliness. Better you find out about these bad habits before you move in together when it might be too late!
16. The Biggest Crime Against Laundry
Now, this has got to be the ultimate crime against clothing that we’ve ever seen. What kind of functioning adult doesn’t know how to do laundry properly? It’s absolutely integral that you separate the white laundry from colored clothing, ESPECIALLY when that clothing is red. We hope this guy’s girlfriend is a big fan of the color pink…
16. The Biggest Crime Against Laundry
Because that’s what most of her wardrobe is going to look like now! She probably won’t be asking her boyfriend to do the laundry again. Or if she does, she will have to give him very specific instructions when it comes to separating colors, and what temperature to wash certain loads of laundry at.
15. He’s Watching Her Cat for the Weekend
You would probably be pretty baffled to receive a photo like this, as this guy’s girlfriend undoubtedly was! She had left her cat in the temporary care of her boyfriend and had merely sent him a text message asking how the cat sitting was going. He could’ve snapped a picture of the kitty lounging around or sleeping, but he decided to get a little more creative. This was the picture he ended up sending her.
15. He’s Watching Her Cat for the Weekend
Hey if there’s one thing you can say is that this cat is definitely having a great time. After all, who doesn’t like playing Yahtzee?! And with a cold bottle of beer by his side? That’s one relaxed feline. We just hope he’s of drinking age!
14. An “I’m Sorry” Flour Delivery
What does a boyfriend do when he’s landed himself in some hot water? Well, most guys would deliver an extravagant bouquet of flowers, perhaps one that comes along with an apology card. But this woman’s boyfriend was an especially cheeky fellow with a twisted sense of humor. Instead of sent this package instead.
14. An “I’m Sorry” Flour Delivery
It’s a pretty clever pun, FLOURS instead of FLOWERS. If his girlfriend can roll with the joke, then this funny little gift probably made her laugh and forgive him. At the very least, sacks of flour are a lot more useful than a bouquet of flowers, that is if either of them has any idea how to bake. What do you say, would you accept a gift like this?
13. Can’t Figure Out How the Juice Carton Works
We’re guessing that this boyfriend didn’t have his morning cup of coffee before he opened this carton of juice. In his morning haziness, he failed to notice the blue cap right in the middle of the carton. You’d have to be pretty oblivious to not spot that His girlfriend probably saw this torn open carton and shook her head in disappointment.
13. Can’t Figure Out How the Juice Carton Works
Hopefully, this is not a regular occurrence in their household, otherwise, we foresee a breakup soon. After all, who wants to live with someone who doesn’t know how to open a carton of juice?! We’re sure it’s not too late, he might not be past the point of learning just yet. Perhaps he just needs that morning java before performing basic daily functions.
12. Grounds for a Breakup
Whether your boyfriend grows a full beard or just has a bit of stubble, you can probably bet he shaves his face every now and again. Most of us learn not to leave the sink full of hairs when we’re grooming ourselves, but this boyfriend was clearly absent for that lesson. We hope he had a damn good reason for not wiping up after himself.
12. Grounds for a Breakup
A discovery like this is enough to jeopardize a budding relationship. The last thing you want to do is date a messy and inconsiderate person, especially if it involves living with a dirty bathroom. But that’s nothing a little talk can’t fix. We hope this couple manages to work it out!
11. Just Put the Socks in the Hamper!
This has got to be a pretty frustrating thing for any girlfriend to find, it’s just the epitome of laziness and carelessness. Why on Earth would he place his socks so very close to the hamper, but not take a moment to put them inside? Maybe he was trying to shoot a basket with his dirty laundry and missed?
11. Just Put the Socks in the Hamper!
Even so, he should still get up from his seat and put his socks inside the hamper. Anyone dating this dude should refuse to do any laundry that isn’t specifically placed inside the clothing hamper. Hopefully, he learns his lesson and practices his three-pointers, otherwise, he’s going to have to deal with a lot of dirty socks.
10. Dressing Help
Asking a boyfriend or husband, “Can you zip me up?” is often the kind of subtle flirtiness that can add a little spice to the relationship. It’s an intimate moment but it’s also practical. But in this case, her partner wasn’t as helpful as she might’ve hoped. Instead it seems like this guy got stressed and panicked.
10. Dressing Help
There are several clasps and ties that might confuse him. But usually once it’s on the girl’s body it isn’t hard to figure out. This isn’t Paris Fashion Week or anything complicated like that. But apparently, it was too much for this guy. He looks like he trapped his partner into her dress. She probably would have been better off trying to figure it out by herself.
9. Commemorative Fart Cake
Though farting in front of your partner for the first time is definitely a milestone, that doesn’t mean it warrants a celebration. It takes time before you get comfortable enough around your partner to the point where you can let loose a little bit. And bodily functions that are socially viewed as gross are always a bit mortifying in the beginning.
9. Commemorative Fart Cake
The fact this guy got a cake for the occasion is a bit over the top. Can you imagine being the cake decorator that received this order? They probably had a fit of laughter once they hung up the phone. It’s hard to decide if the fart glitter makes the design better or worse. Hopefully Courtney took this whole ordeal in stride.
8. Organizing The Refrigerator
Why does this picture feel like the result of a chore gone awry? You almost assume the husband was asked to organize the refrigerator, but instead of rearranging things or placing anything in order, he just added googly eyes. Or perhaps cleaning up the kitchen turned into some sort of prank.
8. Organizing The Refrigerator
Regardless of where this idea came from, putting eyes on food items isn’t the least bit helpful. It might bring out a small chuckle, but it’s also just as likely to cause extreme annoyance. Perhaps it was cute for a second, but at the end of the day, you still have to take them off one by one.
7. Lost Wedding Ring
You can just feel the anxiety in this sign. Losing your wedding ring is probably one of the more terrible mistakes you can make as a spouse. It’s supposed to be a piece of jewelry you never take off. And the sentiment attached to them is immense. Even if you went out to get a replacement, it still wouldn’t hold the same value as the original.
7. Lost Wedding Ring
The real question is if the wife knows that Jamie posted these signs everywhere. She would have to be out of town or totally oblivious to miss it. For Jamie’s sake, let’s hope someone found the ring and called him quickly. If you resort to posting signs, it means you’re pretty desperate.
6. A Finger Stir
This woman made the mistake of asking her husband to stir her drink for her. Honestly, if she didn’t have the right tool, why would she think her husband would? But regardless, she got what she asked for. Though he didn’t stir it in the most sanitary way, he still got the job done.
6. A Finger Stir
Now this woman knows to be a little bit more specific when asking her hubby to do something. Because apparently, her and her spouse have very different ways of looking at things. The next time she wants her drink stirred she might want to get up and do it herself. It’s annoying but it’s better than having germs in your drink.
5. A Nightmarish Sandwich
There are so many red flags in this photo. Firstly, where’s the peanut butter? Why did this man put jelly on both slices of bread? What’s his peanut butter to jelly ratio? It’s hard to look at this photo without getting stressed. Making a PB&J isn’t rocket science. It’s just three ingredients. How did this man’s process go so wrong?
5. A Nightmarish Sandwich
Was this the end result or just an in-process photo? It might not even matter. The fact there’s jelly on both slices makes the whole thing a bit hard to save. He also didn’t spread the jam to the corners of the bread. This woman’s probably rethinking her whole marriage. Only a crazy person could come up with a sandwich this disturbing.
4. Dinner Prep
We’re all hoping this photo is just a joke. It’s hard to imagine anyone could reasonably believe that dumping loose spaghetti onto a counter would be helpful. Now she has to scoop it up like a game of pick up sticks. If he had done nothing it would have been more efficient. This attempt at humor or help just put his wife back a few steps.
4. Dinner Prep
And even if this was a prank, it’s still incredibly annoying. Perhaps he was trying to show her the humor in taking her request literally. But after a long day’s work it’s very likely she wasn’t open to the joke. Asking someone to boil some pasta shouldn’t result in a prank war.
3. Here Comes The Airplane
In this case, the literal interpretation of her statement is incredibly adorable. He went the extra mile to make her smile by creating a plane-shaped toast. Even if it’s genuinely what he thought she meant, it still means a lot that he was willing to put in the extra time and effort. She probably enjoyed eating this creation.
3. Here Comes The Airplane
The organization of the bread pieces is honestly pretty creative. He really went all out with the cutouts. Everyone needs different kinds of care when they are sick. Some people like to be left alone, while others want cuddles, pampering, and attention. It seems like this guy is ready to provide anything. If he can make plane toast, there’s nothing he can’t do.
2. A Truly Romantic Valentines
If this guy genuinely made this cake for his partner, he needs to reevaluate his relationship immediately. Tolerating someone is what you do with annoying people in your workplace, not something you feel about your significant other. You should probably have much stronger feelings for them, or else a break up might be in the works.
2. A Truly Romantic Valentines
However, even if this wasn’t serious, it’s still pretty cruel. If you’re going to put in all that effort for cake and champagne just to draw out a joke, then maybe you should be spending your money elsewhere. No matter how good your girl’s sense of humor is, it’s highly doubtful she wants pranks played on her during Valentine’s Day.
1. Hanging Bananas
Sometimes people can be a little bit useless in the kitchen. If someone didn’t make an effort to learn about cooking while growing up, they rarely start the learning process as an adult. Dating someone who’s clueless in the kitchen can be both humorous and aggravating. Most people would understand that hanging bananas would include taking them out of the bag.
1. Hanging Bananas
But not this guy. It looks like his partner has a lot ahead of her when it comes to teaching him about food. Hopefully he enjoys washing dishes. Some couples survive on the “whoever doesn’t cook, cleans” rule. One person works before the meal and the other after. It’s a pretty even split that works well for many.