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Didn’t See Him There in Bed…

Their son must have been a very “immaculate conception”. Religion being an intrinsic part of married life that religious leaders everywhere try to impress upon those they bring together in union. I’m sure this church meant well, but I think bringing God into your life should stop at the bedroom door.

Didn’t See Him There in Bed…

It is a welcome friend in all aspects of life, for guidance and strength. But if your in the bedroom, I think the extent of it should be limited to “Oh God” “Oh God!”.