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It Does Wake the Neighbors Though

Face it, we besmirch the name of God more than most of us would care to recognize, let alone admit to. But just because you helped her “find Jesus”, doesn’t mean you don’t have to go there yourself and say your prayers, literally. But it does mean you are a blasphemer, and will probably be visiting Purgatory in the future at the very least.

It Does Wake the Neighbors Though

But don’t worry, you still have time to start calling out random names instead of God to make up for it. Just make sure your partner doesn’t think you’re cheating on them with the whole world.