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Absolutely Wild Online Ads

Posted by T. Joelson

There are many different types of people and personalities on the internet. No matter who you are, you likely enjoy shopping online to see what’s out there. One common way to find inexpensive items is through social media buy and sell groups. But not all people are well versed in writing a persuasive advertisement. This means that many posts divulge too much information, while others list items that have no business being online. Whatever out-of-the-blue information they choose to share, it’s always memorably hilarious. If you think you’ve seen it all when it comes to these groups, think again. 

These online advertisements are a whole new level of unhinged! 

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Don’t Be Such a Chicken

Have you ever made an impulse purchase that you later came to regret? It looks like Joey here has fallen victim to the same problem. A lot of people who sell clothing say they’ve never worn the item before, and oftentimes they’re not telling the truth. But something tells us this guy is being serious. 

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If he hadn’t put that last line in we’d have no desire to ask him why he bought this, but now he’s piqued our interest. Even if this was an impulse purchase, there had to have been some reason for needing this. Something tells us there’s a good story behind the chicken suit, we just wish Joey was brave enough to share it. 

Something Smells Fishy Here

You should never underestimate what people will do to feed their addiction. If you think you’ve seen it all, we guarantee you haven’t. Was there no other way for this person to get their nicotine fix without getting rid of their pet? To be fair, this person didn’t even spell piranha correctly, so maybe they’re not that attached. 

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A pack of cigarettes is worth far less than a piranha and getting rid of it seems like more work for this seller. It’s especially funny that they had to specify the type of cigarette, as if they wouldn’t accept another brand. We wonder if anyone took this person up on their offer.

Sorry For Your Loss….I’ll Take It!

Many people have the habit of oversharing on the internet. When selling items online the only information people need is what’s being sold, the price, and the condition of the item. This seller decided to write a novel in the item description. Honestly, this might’ve worked out in their favor, appealing to people’s emotions is a tactic used in marketing.

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Anyone who reads this is sure to feel bad for the seller and may want to take them up on their offer. Maybe we’ll try this the next time we miss the return window on an online order that we inevitably end up hating. We’ve all been there!

You’re Confused? I’M Confused!

If you can be anything in this world, be kind. That’s what Jasper was trying to do by helping out Blake and letting him know he didn’t need to sell. Most people wouldn’t take the time out of their day to do such a thing. After seeing the response, we bet Jasper wishes he never reached out in the first place. 

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How exactly is this too much messing around? All Blake needs to do is pick up the 4 and move them over. In our opinion, having to go back to the store would be the definition of too much messing around. Maybe the people at the hardware store can talk some sense into him.

The Feline Fiasco

Lying is tricky business, and we promise the truth will always come out. Typically, it’s someone else who uncovers and exposes your fibs, nobody wants to out themselves as being untruthful. Sadly, this person didn’t pay too much attention to the photo they posted and ended up exposing themselves. 

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This isn’t what they mean when they say hide in plain sight. This person should have hidden all evidence of their cat’s presence. If they had been honest it wouldn’t have been a problem, but nobody’s going to want to buy from a liar. Good luck trying to sell your pet hair-infused sofa now!

He Knows How to Work It

Buying used clothing is a great way to shop affordably and be sustainable. When looking to make a purchase you note how the garment fits the model and imagine how it would look on you. This seller took that idea and ran a mile with it. One photo of him in a casual setting would have sufficed, but for some reason he felt the need to strike pose after pose. 

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We’re sure the buyer appreciated all the angles,  but is it necessary for him to take off his shirt? As a bonus, this ad can double as his modeling debut. We’re sure he would be a smash hit at New York Fashion Week. 

This Isn’t the Help You Think It Is

Not everyone is well versed in the world of advertising, which explains why this person thought this would be a good way to sell their phone. We guarantee nobody cares as much about the dimensions of the phone as they do its overall function. Is it cracked, how much storage does it have? These are the questions we need answers to! 

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They must have a friend, family member, or at the very least a neighbor who could have taken photos for them. Buy and sell groups like this should have guidelines on how to make ads to increase your chances of getting a sale. Otherwise, we don’t foresee any purchases being made! 

Is That Even Legal?

This ad doubles as an impending divorce announcement. Mentioning the comfort level of your items is important, but there has to be a better way to say it. At the very least they didn’t have to resort to name calling. Poor guy was just trying to take a nap and accidentally became the face of this 2nd hand couch ad. 

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This post is partly about trying to sell the couch, but it’s also being used as free therapy by venting to the people of the internet. We just hope nobody tried to take this person up on their offer and came to collect the man. You never know who’s out there!

Beauty Is in The Eye of The Beholder

We encourage everyone to pursue their hobbies. It doesn’t matter your skill set, as long you’re having fun and enjoying yourself we’re all for it. When this seller says one of a kind they really mean it, we haven’t seen anything this unique for a long time. We’re just curious why they can’t draw a cat if they’re such a professional. 

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We’d even go as far as arguing this dog looks vaguely reminiscent of a cat, so we don’t see what the issue is. They didn’t mention anything about other household pets. What do you think would happen if we tried to commission a drawing of our pet guinea pig?

Fashions Next Top Trend

Putting yourself in the digital world can be scary. You never know who might be out there, as a result, many people prefer not to show their faces. This doesn’t mean they don’t want to participate in a select few online activities, like buy and sell groups. Thankfully this woman has found a great way to show off her items without exposing her face.

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Now introducing the brown bag! She’s an icon for this, dare we say influencer for all those who prefer a lowkey internet presence. The only thing that would’ve made this better was if she drew a face on the bag. There’s always next time!

How Not to Be a Criminal 101

If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. And here’s an extra tip: maybe don’t voluntarily incriminate yourself by posting online. Not everyone is cut out to be a cold hard criminal, sometimes the pressure is too much and people have to turn themselves in to regain inner peace. 

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That’s what we’re assuming happened here. What we really want to know is how Nigel managed to steal not just one but two doors. That takes some serious skill, those things are heavy! Why would he go through all that trouble to give it all up and confess? The only thing that’d make this better would be if the store he stole from left a comment.

That Wasn’t So Sweet, Caroline

Never underestimate what people will do to get their party on. As fun as it is to go out, it can get expensive. Caroline didn’t have the time to pick up an extra shift, so she got to work selling her clothing. While it was a good idea, it can be difficult to do things within a time limit.

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She took it a step further and tried knocking out the transportation fee by making the buyer drop her and her friends off exactly where they needed to be. She took the post in an entirely different direction in the comments, going as far as telling someone to go on a diet! At least she said they could just take it for free.

Mug Full of Broken Dreams

Your first big holiday as a couple is a time to be cherished. As much fun as the holidays are, there’s always drama. Charlotte and Gavin unfortunately got all the drama and none of the fun. Naturally, Charlotte decided she wanted her money back when things went south. These names aren’t too uncommon, she’ll likely find someone who fits the description. 

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On the other hand, even if they do find a new Gavin and Charlotte we’re not sure if they’d take up this offer for fear of bad luck. We hope the original Gavin sees this post so he can get a look at what could have been. If anyone finds him let us know, we have some choice words for him. 

Are You Sure This Is Safe?

Facebook Marketplace is one of the best forms of entertainment out there. Even if we don’t need anything, we often take a look just for the fun of it. This person did the same and found one of the best ads we’ve ever seen. Buying condoms from Marketplace doesn’t seem too safe. We’d advise against it. 

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After reading the description it all makes sense, “going lesbian” is definitely a reason to get rid of these bad boys. Adding in random information doesn’t always help your case, but this definitely brings the buyer peace of mind as they know nothing is wrong with the condoms. Would you feel comfortable making this purchase?

The Worlds #1 Shrek Fan

Look, we like the Shrek movies just as much as the next person. That is unless we’re talking about this person, in which case we’re pretty sure they have us beat. Some things make sense to hoard in large quantities, like water, food, and anything that would be beneficial in the apocalypse. 

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Yes, Shrek is quite the character, and Donkey provides great comic relief, but we don’t see how helpful that is in the long term. Aside from that, $200 seems a bit much for a bookcase this worn out. How do you think this seller would react if someone tried to purchase even one of their precious movies?

Hey, Hands Off!

Some things that are better left unsaid. Nobody needs to know what you used this for, and nobody needs extra ideas should they decide to buy it. Some people are more naive than others and probably won’t catch on to what this user is insinuating, imagine how bad it would be if someone asked the obvious. Social media really isn’t a safe place for kiddos.

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This person should’ve posted and left the rest up to people’s imaginations. Let this serve as a reminder to be careful when purchasing hands online, apparently not all of them are used to practice your manicure skills. 

How to Wreck the Homewrecker

If there’s one thing this woman’s husband has, it’s nerve. He only made matters worse when he brought enemy property into their home. If you go out and cheat, your (soon-to-be-ex) partner has a right to inflict whatever punishment they see fit. This post is a far kinder version of the revenge most people would dish out. 

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We’re surprised she didn’t have the chair completely torn apart before it made it through the front door. You can never go wrong with a bit of public humiliation. Next, she should list and sell all of her ex’s belongings to the highest bidder! That’ll teach him to be unfaithful.

Pay Per Fight

There’s a business for almost everything these days. It’s hard to think of something original that has enough consumer demand to be profitable. Not all of us have brains like this guy who found a business venture that’s never been done before. For the low price of $50, you too can pay this man to engage in a fake fight with you! 

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He has all the makings of a good businessman, even knowing to jack the price up on weekends. That’s what we like to call knowing your worth. We can say with complete confidence that this hasn’t been done before and likely won’t be done again. But good for him for putting himself out there. 

Decisions Decisions Decisions 

What’s your thought process when making a decision like this? It takes a while to figure out whether you want to take the risk or not, so take all the time you need. Most often these decisions are made offline. For some reason, Jorn felt the need to let the internet know the inner workings of his brain.

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By the time he finished writing out all his requirements he had changed his mind. It was far more effort for him to publish this post than to simply log off and call it a day. It’s like he wanted people to know what they were missing out on. 

Messing With the Wrong Guys 

This seems less like an ad and more like a subtle (yet not so subtle) cry for help. Usually, we don’t like a lot of extra information in ads, but there seems to be a story behind this one. SWAT doesn’t just barge into someone’s house, and if they were involved something serious must’ve gone wrong. 

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We’re no experts on the different branches of law enforcement, but something tells us selling materials used by a SWAT team is highly illegal and will land you in hot water. If this person goes through with this, they should expect their door to be broken down almost as soon as it’s put up.

It’s Practically Nonexistent

If you’re anything like us, you’re a big fan of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and are no stranger to the cloak of invisibility. While we wish the cloak was real so we could live out our introverted dream of going in public unnoticed, we know it’s nothing but a work of fiction.

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This guy is trying to keep the magic alive and poking fun at those who would be crazy enough to believe such a thing. We appreciate his commitment to the act, and the fact he two took two photos of the (alleged) invisibility cloak. Leave it to some hopeful soul to send him the money and await the arrival of their cloak by mail. 

Are You Frogging Kidding Me?

There are many interesting people in this world, but some people are a little TOO interesting. When on the hunt for a pet, nobody assumes your quest for companionship is anything more than platonic. If you decide to bring it up you’ll get some raised eyebrows and might be put on the ban list for pet purchases. It doesn’t help that he mentioned it more than once. 

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He spent so much time trying to convince us his intentions weren’t lewd, leading people to believe he was lying. It’s a good thing he posted this the way he did, now everyone knows his true intentions and won’t sell him any animals.

No Fun Allowed, No Exceptions

You can’t have everything your way when you rent an apartment with roommates. Everything is a balancing act. Kate and Jim are looking for a third, but something tells us they’ll be looking for a while with an ad like this. This post might as well scream “don’t live with us.” 

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Where do they get the nerve to include so many requests? They’re on the hunt for a potential roommate, not looking to foster a child. Now we know why so many people have trouble finding a place to stay, the apartments are currently occupied by the Kates and Jims of the world. We don’t know about you, but there’s no way we’d survive in this place.  

Are You Sure That’s Not Powdered Sugar?

Have you ever taken a photo and posted it without too much inspection, only to realize there was something embarrassing (or illegal) in the background? If so, maybe you and this Missouri man can start a support group for all who have fallen victim to this mistake. All he wanted to do was get rid of his junk and make some cash, now everyone knows about his bad habits.

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But hey, at least he got some free advertising out of it! For future reference, make sure to keep your drugs out of view when looking to post online. You never know what law enforcement is looking around on buy-and-sell groups!

Do You See the Issue Here?

If you’ve ever felt like you’re going crazy, just know you’ll never be as crazy as the person who posted this ad. Not everyone can admit when they’re wrong nor do they have enough introspection to know they need to work on themselves, instead they do something like this. If your relationship is this bad, maybe you should call it quits. It doesn’t look like this can be salvaged. 

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At this rate, you could’ve hired a real therapist and gotten actual advice. How amazing would it be if this person’s significant other found the ad and signed someone up for the job, we’d pay to watch that go down! 

Race to the Cash 

Many people find their joy in their children, but some child-free individuals might feel the same about their car. The same way people broadcast their children’s achievements, car owners show off their cars. Most commonly, they do this by bragging about how fast their car can go.

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This person knows others crave the feeling of having the best car out there, so they decided to capitalize on it. This seller knew exactly what to say and what to offer to appeal to these people. You can say whatever you want about car people, but you can’t say they aren’t innovative! We wonder if he’ll get any offers out of this.

A Parent’s Worst Nightmare

Babies don’t need a lot, all they want is to be fed, cuddled, and burped. We guarantee acrylic nails aren’t something a parent would want for their infant. If you create a problem for something you can create the solution, that’s how a lot of great businesses start. But we’re not sure that applies here.

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If we had to guess, this is the baby of the person posting the ad. They probably took the nails off immediately after the photo if they weren’t photoshopped in. This is an accident waiting to happen, we’re not sure what problem this person is looking to solve. Next, they’ll make individual guards for each nail tip. 

That’s a Real Piece of Work

When you see a post like this, is your first instinct to take it seriously or do you think it’s a joke? We can’t tell where to stand on this one. Some people will tell emotional stories to try and make their junk seem more valuable. It’s become difficult to tell what’s real and who’s trying to mess with you. 

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We don’t see why anyone would commission this as a joke, so there must be some story behind this. We’re just not sure what it is. It’s definitely a unique piece of art, and it’s at a good price. Someone out there will definitely take the bait.

Clam Chowder BC (Before Corona)

Anything is a cash grab if you try hard enough, just ask this guy! The pandemic was a time of change for the entire world, and nobody has been the same since. This doesn’t mean every little thing from 2020 suddenly becomes valuable. We have to give him some credit, this just might draw in some superstitious doomsday preppers.

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And they’re going to eat this up…literally. This soup isn’t even rare, Corona didn’t take New England clam chowder down with it! The best offer this guy is going to get is someone who messages him to offer a reality check. How would you react to this post? 

Way to Sell It!

This has got to be the worst way to try and give away your cat. To be frank, we don’t have the words to describe it, but we’ll try our best. It’s obvious this cat has caused this woman and her boyfriend an immense amount of trauma. It was so bad she had no other choice but to unleash her wrath on the people of Craigslist. 

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If anyone was even remotely interested in this cat, we guarantee they would have tapped out after the second mention of the word demon. That’s not a word people want to associate with their pets. She’s going to need to repost this with a different description or hope there’s someone out there who really likes terrible cats! 

A True Relic From The Old Times

Tricking people isn’t nice and lying to strangers on the internet isn’t something you should be doing. With so many people viewing your posts, someone is bound to uncover the truth. Although, in this scenario, almost everybody and their grandma could figure out this person is clearly lying. We all know that permanent markers weren’t a thing in George Washington’s time. 

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And we also know that Nissan Altimas didn’t exist back then, or any car for that matter! We don’t know what this person was trying to achieve by so blatantly forging a dead man’s signature. But he definitely didn’t think this all the way through. At least he put a fair price on that handle.

Fake it Till You Make It

Relationships can be tough sometimes, but lying and keeping secrets isn’t going to help. Some people think that the best way to keep a man around is to have his baby, that’s a pretty big commitment and not always a great problem solver. This woman knows how to lock a man down, which is why she decided to capitalize on her solution.

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Why get pregnant when you can just get a test? Men generally don’t look for further proof than that, so the plan is mostly foolproof. However, everybody knows that the truth will always come out eventually. Nobody knows when or where but when it does all hell will break loose and the relationship will most likely end.

Looking For an IRL Garfield

Having a pet can bring happiness and joy to a household. If it’s a dog you get to go outside more often, socialize with other owners, and get some exercise. If it’s a cat you get a cuddly companion that will hunt for any small critter and provide emotional support when you most need it. But it seems like these people went in a different direction.

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We can’t think of a reason why someone would want to “own” a human that identifies as a cat. Sharing a house with a pet is one thing but sharing it with another human is completely different. Why would you want such a responsibility to begin with? At this point, it would be better to have a baby.

Next Level Tapestry

At this point, memes have become an inseparable part of our lives. And although we love them as much as the next guy, we wouldn’t go as far as posting them on our house walls. But we guess not everybody thinks like us, this guy obviously loves barney memes and thinks it’s funny enough to deserve a spot in his living room. 

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Sure, having fun and “interesting” art in your house gives it character. People who see it for the first time are sure to comment on it. But, if you’re someone who has guests over often , maybe refrain from buying this one. Certainly, there are better decorations you could get for your house for $22.

Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

Everybody knows about the Mormons and their ambitious attempts at spreading the love of Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, the way they do it can be seen as a little bit intrusive. Not everybody likes it when a stranger shows up at their house and persistently asks them to talk about the Church of Latter-Day Saints.

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It seems like these guys have finally found a better way to conduct their business. Instead of going to people’s houses, they invite you into their homes with some cookies and a free bible. We have to say that’s a compelling offer, especially since everybody loves cookies. We would give it a go as long as they don’t make us sign anything.

The Name’s Ken… Manny Ken

Some online ads are real head-scratchers. Especially this one which raises so many questions. Like why would someone want to buy a broken mannequin? What can you use it for, aside from putting it on your front lawn to scare children away? We guess it could work as a decent Halloween decoration.

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Although, for $50 you could definitely get something better for yourself. We can’t help but wonder if this was modeled after the original owner of the doll. It would certainly explain the lack of hands and head (not to mention other details). If that’s true then we’re sure the right buyer will appear eventually, there’s no shortage of people with “unique” tastes.

Things To Buy For Your In-laws

Online shopping can be one of the best forms of entertainment out there. It’s like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to find. This is why we love browsing even if we don’t necessarily need anything. Sometimes you happen to stumble upon something that makes you go “why the hell would someone sell this?”.

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When we first saw the offer we weren’t sure why this was on Facebook Marketplace. Especially when the description is used/like new. We’re all for reusing items but coffins seem a bit creepy. After reading the description it all made sense, “dog has been sleeping in it”. But by far the funniest part is that it was intended for a mother in law that lived longer than people were hoping.

Professional Wedding Crasher

If you can imagine it, Craigslist will make it come true. There are opportunities for everybody these days, all you have to do is look for them. The tricky part isn’t coming up with a business idea, but with someone willing to do it. Luckily there are so many people on the internet, someone crazy enough is bound to pop up.

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We think the best part about this ad is the fact that he promises to protect whoever is going to do it. It shows you that he was thinking about it for a while. We don’t know how much this person was willing to pay for such a party trick. But we can’t imagine it will be cheap, not to mention all the exposure they’ll get.

He Isn’t Clowning Around

We have many questions after reading this ad. For starters, why is the guy wearing clown makeup and posing with a gun in the middle of nowhere? And why is he so sad in both pictures? Does it have anything to do with the fact that he needs two dozen cinder blocks? Though we have to admit, his shirt is pretty funny.

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We can’t help but feel like this whole ad is satire. Nothing that’s written here makes sense to us. It’s as if the guy got drunk one day and decided to make the most random ad on the internet. Whatever his reason was, he certainly got our attention.

That’s One Way To Do It

Everybody knows there’s no good way of taking a picture of a mirror. No matter how you try to approach it the end result will always look ridiculous. So why not embrace the absurdity and do something fun like this person? You have to admire her attempt, not many people can strike a pose like this.

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If there’s one issue we have with the ad it’s that she specifically mentioned the mirror isn’t haunted. Which makes us think that maybe it is and that’s why she’s selling it. Why else would you want to get rid of a perfectly fine mirror? That would also explain why she’s crouching like a crab. 

Taxidermy With A Backstory

It’s always sad when a family pet dies. Making a rug out of your late pet is probably the creepiest and weirdest way to cope. Grief is the worst, but processing sad emotions is a million times better than stepping on the fur of your old dog every day. The fact that they left the face three-dimensional is disturbing.

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It makes the rug look half alive. The only thing worse than the dog carpet is the fact this family is trying to sell it because of complications with the new canine. Buying a rug of another family’s old pet is just beyond weird and frankly a bit disgusting. 

Don’t Do This To Animals

The fact that this boy went through all of this trouble for a really thoughtful promposal only to get rejected makes your heart hurt. Not only does he not have a date to prom, he also has an extra pet to take care of. It makes sense that having something around that’s a reminder of your rejection isn’t very comforting. Let’s hope this creature made it to a nice happy home. 

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He also bought a tank and all the accessories that go with it. He really thought he was making a sound investment. That’s a lot of effort for prom. It would be interesting to find out why this girl rejected him. Maybe it’s because you’re not supposed to write on a turtle’s shell?

A Unique Service For A Unique Customer

The internet can be a great place to advertise unique services. Some people prefer freelancing as opposed to the standard 9-5er. There are dozens of industries you can enter to become your own boss, heck you can even make up a completely original type of service! Take this guy, he’s created a dream job and is putting himself out there.

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Will anyone actually require these services? Probably not. But now that you know it’s out there, would you give it a try? The answer is likely still “no”. Sorry but this is just too weird for most people. Maybe you can try to find a consumer niche somewhere, in the meantime don’t quit your day job.

Anything For A Difficult MIL

This seems like a pretty big reach, but honestly a genius idea. If you don’t have a crazy MIL, lucky you, but many brides-to-be do. If you know anything about a crazy MIL, you know they will say and do whatever they please with no regard for how anyone else feels about it. 

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If this is what it’ll take to get her off your back for the weekend, so be it, But having to resort to this is just desperate. Plus, you won’t REALLY know the person who’s going out with her. Who knows, they might even take someone else home at the end of the night and completely forget they were there for your MIL.

Get Your Revenge On Craigslist

This broken-hearted wife wasted no time on tears when posting this Craigslist ad. She wanted everyone to know that her house was open for business, and every item inside was up for sale (including the house!). Everything from a red leather sofa to his power tools is up for grabs. To be fair, anyone would be enraged to learn their partner cheated after ten years of marriage.

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We don’t know what the legal details of a situation like this would be, but we’re sure her hubby will be pretty shocked to come home to an empty house! It’s very possible that by the time he gets back she’ll be long gone, most likely on a trip with her girlfriends. 

They Need Couple’s Therapy

When you’ve been with someone for long enough you get used to their habits. Whether it’s not letting their food touch or wearing socks at night, some people are just odd. That’s cool. Everyone should feel comfortable letting their freak flag fly with the one they love. However, some habits are just inexcusable. Just like Joey in Friends, not everyone likes to share their food.

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Usually, all you have to do is explain to someone else that you’re not a food-sharer. If they don’t listen then other actions may have to be taken. That doesn’t mean there’s any world where SELLING YOUR PARTNER’S TEETH is okay. Also, who’s only buying half of a set of second-hand teeth?

We’re Not Sure This Is A Cat

We can’t be sure, but this is clearly some sort of misidentified chihuahua or chimera. For the sake of argument, we’ll all pretend this toy is a cat. People tend to forget that their pets are descendants of predators. Those natural instincts buried in your cat were probably activated! Just because the rat is ten times the size of the animal doesn’t mean it stood a chance.

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Also, we don’t condone just unloading an animal because you saw a rat. If anything, this creature should get a huge treat for keeping the family safe. What if the cat is normal-sized and this rat is just MASSIVE? Even if that’s not the case, why punish your cat for doing its job? Get it a friend, not a new home!

Collecting Your Jar Of Farts

The entire premise of capitalism is that if you can find a market for it, then do it. Whatever you want to sell is yours to put a price on! Just make sure you have a buyer for it and you’re fine. We’re not even that surprised someone is selling bottled farts on Craigslist. We remember when eBay was founded. That’s where the really weird stuff is listed.

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What we are surprised about is how they acquired a goat fart. Why just the one? Was it timed to coincide with a certain meal? Does the goat get any of the profits? If you want to run a business this way, fine. However, if you want to run it well, we’re gonna need some background info on your product.

Not Sure You’ll Get Your Money Back On Those

Once is a mistake, twice is a habit, but three times is a problem. Five times? No, there are no excuses for something like this to happen five times. If your kiddo has issues controlling their emotions it’s best to seek out professional help to ensure the issue is taken care of. What type of professional help? Hopefully, it’s the type to educate this kid that destroying televisions isn’t how you respond to losing a game.

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We would have taken the game away after the first time. Sure, accidents happen, but they don’t happen five times in a row to the same TV set-up. That’s deliberate, dangerous, and doesn’t have any place in anyone’s home. If these parents are going to let the kiddo keep playing games, maybe switch to something more chill.

Now You Won’t Have Any Gift

While Macbooks are already overpriced, some people can’t help but justify the cost by getting special ones. Demanding an expensive gift in a specific color just screams entitlement. This post just happens to scream it louder. Any gift is worth having when it comes for free. We wonder if her dad knows she’s selling this on Craigslist.

reddit by u/brolome

With the sheer number of cases and sleeves available, how many people are going to know the color of this laptop? And you want to sell it for only $500? As times go on it’s becoming abundantly clear that people don’t know the value of a dollar (or 500 of them).

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